Warning
These scenarios will most likely end in laughs, not moans. But hey, you can change that ;>
[1]
They are getting themselves ready to enter you, when they pull out almost ten different types of condoms. They look at each label for a moment, before getting off of you and sitting down on the bed while carefully sorting through the boxes.
"What the f-ck, this says tingle. Why does this one glow in the dark? Why is this one textured? Holy- IT'S STRAWBERRY FLAVORED"
"Great, now the night's ruined."
"Mm, the chocolate one smells good."
[2]
They're pounding deep and hard, until the pizza guy rings the doorbell.
"Darling, this is the third time-"
"Shh, pizza goes first."
"You're a psycho."
"And you're sexually frustrated."
"Touche."
[3]
Having a little fun was great, although it wasn't too great when your friend turned around, telling both of you to "make love quieter, you little dimwits."
