"Get your slimy hands off me Ricardo. For the last time I am NOT your girl so please stop acting like I am" you say recreating that vine where the guy puts his hand on a girls legs and she pulls her hand back into a dab.
"oh Judy stop denying my love, I know you're getting tired of fighting it. I mean look at me," he gestures to his admittedly nice body "I'm practically perfect!"
"Ricardo I don't know how to say this nicely but fuck off."
About an hour ago you had fallen asleep and ended up resting your head on his shoulder (one of the biggest mistakes of your entire life). You woke up to him playing Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Paul Anka, grinning down at you smugly. He took this as a definite signal of you admitting your hidden love for him, claiming that you're your true self when you're asleep. What a dick. Now his pestering has only gotten 2x times worse. You could barely contain the excitement you had when the flight attendants said there were only 10 minutes until landing.
He put his hand out expectantly looking at you and you give him the wtf face.
"Come on Judy I know you're scared. Just hold my hand babe"
"You don't know how hard I'm trying not to barf all over you." You glare at him crossing your arms and leaning on the window...as far away from him as you could possibly get.
Now to some people your reactions might seem a bit over dramatic but they wouldn't understand. Especially because sadly he's the hottest guy at our school. This makes not staring at him somewhat difficult but you've mastered the art for your own safety. These kind of measures were necessary to ensure you're status of single and ready to mingle. You see, in 8th grade he told everyone, literally everyone, that you were his boyfriend which resulted in your parents flipping out and your current crush who you had been making advancements on, to never speak to you again. It was an overall disaster that took months to fix. Back to the point, if I'm gonna find a Ibizan man I need to stay as far away from Ricardo and his possessive ways as possible.
The landing was easy enough and soon you had gathered your luggage, which Ricardo insisted on carrying.
Before you knew it you were in your taxis on the way to the 5 star hotel which the governor had paid for as a thank you for coming to serve.
Each room had their own sauna and heated beds with those fancy princess bed curtains. They also had shared balconies with hot tubs on them with the room next to yours. Just your luck your very own ken doll aka Ricardo was next door. Oh well he couldn't stop you and snow, who was your roomie, from enjoying the sunsets in your tub. This was going to be awesome. You take your time unpacking before going down for dinner in the hotels restaurant which was divine. They even had a sushi bar, your absolute favorite!
That night you and snow decided to test out the hot tub but when you looked out the glass door to the balcony, you see Ricardo and his roommate were already half naked in there. "Ha would you look at that! Two guys sittin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz their not gay" snow sang out
"I am not down for dealing with him right now" you groan. Already scheming on how you were gonna get rid of him. A plan was beginning to form in your head...
Peaking your head out onto the balcony you call out to the boys "there's a maid knocking at your room, it sounds really urgent, she's asking for both of you!" They both sigh hopping out of the hot tub wrapping towels around themselves. You couldn't help checking out his bod on their way by. Ok focus Judy you tell yourself.
Snow is knocking rapidly at their door screaming something about a fire drill while you close their door leading to our combined balcony. Quickly you layer nail polish all over the seal around the door and especially on the lock. Thank god your mom had given you this new high tech fancy gel nail polish that dried solid as a rock in 3 seconds. There's no way they'll be able to open this door now! The only problem is that it's made out of glass and they can still watch us ... not for long you thought triumphantly. It was as simple as painting over the whole door with a nice bright pink layer. "Hmph!"
letting out an accomplished sigh, 'sucks to suck' you laugh.
Snow came back smugly giving you a high five and pulling out a bottle of champagne from behind her back "time to get our vacay on babyyyy" she cheered as you both strip down to your swimsuits and hop in the tub. Just in time for the sky to turn pink and orange.
"I have a feeling this is gonna be the best week ever" you say raising your glass for a cheers 🥂
