Looking up you see strobe lights shining down from a search helicopter coming towards you. "Shit shit shit," Damian mutters under his breath, grabbing your hand and pulling you out of the water. "AAAAHHHHHH," you scream a little too loud considering you were being chased by the police. But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do when a shell scratches her foot. "Ugh, you're gonna get us caught ,I just escaped the damn place and I'm not going back." He snatches you off the ground, easily picking you up. He starts sprinting and you cling onto his muscly back. Appreciating the firm stability and comfort it was giving you. Suddenly a thought pops into your mind, "wait, they're after you??" "Yeah, what did you think?" He responds in a questioning tone. "Well, I kinda snuck out to be here with you," you giggle slightly, finding humor in this situation. "Well, either way we have to get out of here so they can't take you away from me," suddenly you hear a booming voice from the heavens "Judy, dint do it!" You look up to see Ricardo hanging off the helicopter with a megaphone in hand "I'm here to save you from that criminal!" "Fuck off Ricardo" you say before Damian sprints into the trees. "I have a plan," he says after 10 minutes"I'm going to drop you off at the hotel and then I'll have to fly away in my private jet" smacking him firmly in the head you start ranting "are you serious after all this time and youre just gonna leave me here? No, I'm coming with you" "Judy, you can't it's too dangerous" he says massaging his throbbing head. " I don't care , I'd rather die than leave your side amy" you say bringing back your old nickname. He sighs loudly, clearly unsure. Finally he nods his head "alright Judy, let's do this ,you're not gonna die in my hands " once again you take off in a sprint running for what seems like forever before coming to a large gated mansion.
"Wooow you really are rich!" 'I chose a good one' you thought to yourself.
He chuckles nodding
" what can I say?" He grips your hips hoisting you up and over the gate with ease.
You find yourself staring at an expensive private jet in front of you. "Wooah" you gasp again " you really ARE rich!" He ignores you this time, guiding you with his on you back into the cockpit. "Hop in baby let's go for a ride" he exclaims tooting the horn excitedly. "I haven't flown this thing in forever!" He says sounding I little too spoiled for your liking. Rolling your eyes you buckle in as he pulls on to the landing strip and revs the engine.
Soon enough the plane is taking off "wooohooo" You exclaim in surprise "we didn't die" you say reaching for up for a high five, forgetting he needed both hands on the wheel. After an hour of arguing Britney spears vs fergie you feel a tingling in your bladder ringlaling mother nature calls. "Hey Damien, I need to pee pee" you say in the sweetest voice "no can do Judy pooty, i don't want to pay a maid to clean the toilet after this trip" your face contorts In offense. "No Need to be a douche about it" You sass back "but seriously I need to tinkle"
"Well too bad hold it In" this boy was no longer the man of your dreams. This fight just crossed the line. You didn't sign up for this shit. Grabbing the parachute that was conveniently stashed right next to your seat, you hastily through it on your back and rip open the emergency exit.
" toodloo motherfucker"
those were your last words to Damien ...and anyone in general. Flying through the sky you had a brief moment of regret before pulling the string and releasing the chute. " men are never worth your time"
Looking up you realize your parachute isn't inflating. 'Oh boyyyy that didn't go as planned.' You shriek plummeting though the air. Death was on your door step, figuratively speaking. You were about to let him in, by crashing on to a pile of rocks in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly, a mysterious figure jumps out of the water, mermaid tail converting into legs as he lands on the rocks. Wow i must be in heaven you think staring at his beautiful face and chiseled abs. "I gotchu babe" he calls out in a low raspy voice before catching you gently from your 500 mole/hr fall. "Wow, my names judy and I think I love you!" "Judy, what an ugly name. You don't deserve to live" he says before chucking you behind him like a piece of trash into the shark infested water. In a futile attempt you try to make friends with the sharks waving at them with a bright smile. Apparently they didn't want a friend named Judy either because before you knew it your head was chomped off and they were fighting for who got to eat your heart.
The end
