Four P.O.V
"Llamas can't get rabies, I'm telling you!" Uriah shouts from the back seat. "Yes they can!" Zeke shouts back. I knew I should've just taken the other car.
"Would you two just shut up already?" I whine.
"Or what?" Zeke taunts.
"Well, I may or may not have a picture of you and Uriah in your Care Bear underwear." I say smirking. Zeke makes a growling sound and gives up.
1 HOUR LATER:
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"Can you please stop? I. Am. Trying. To. DRIVE!" I yell. Uriah is so damn annoying. "I'm bored." he whines. I then feel something cold bounce off my cheek. "A grape?! Really Uriah!!!" I am so fed up with him right now.
15 MINUTES LATER:
"Are we there yet?" Uriah asks.
"No." I growl through gritted teeth.
"I'm so H-U-N-G-E-R-Y that spells hungry." Uriah sings. Then him, Zeke and Will start free styling.
"I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce,
We be up in this drive thru,
Order for two,
I gots craving for a number nine like my shoe!" Uriah sings. "You try it Four!"
"Okay fine." I say. "Uriah is a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to...SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
5 MNUTES LATER:
*Slap
*Slap
*Slap
"Four, Four, Four, Four, Four, Four, Four!................
*Slap
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?!" I shout annoyed. "Are you slapping me with spam? Fucking spam? Really?" That little prick is getting on my nerves. "I swear to sweet baby Jesus if you slap me again I-
*Slap
*ERRK
I stomp on the brake and take off my seatbelt. When I turn around, I see Uriah cowering in the corner. "You asked for it." I bet you right now Tris is having a splendid time with the girls whilst I'm stuck with these ass holes.
Tris P.O.V
"BATMAN!" I shout. "Ew, why am I even friends with you?" Christina asks. "Why do you even like him?"
"Well," I say. "He doesn't have any super powers but still manages to get the job done, cooler costume, he's smarter, it took superman ages to get a chick but it only batman a few seconds, Bruce Wayne is fucking hot, he's a better fighter, has super cool gadgets, shall I go on?"
"She makes a good point." Shauna says.
"Yeah." I say. "How can you debate on that?"
"Superman doesn't need weapons to fight...um...uh" Chris begins.
"Yeah, I thought so." I say. "Batman is officially the best superhero ever."
"Well," Marlene pipes up. "There is also Spiderman." I give her my best death glare. "Marlene..... Shut the fuck up." I bet Four is having a blast meanwhile I am in a car with Chris who likes fucking Superman! Marlene who likes Spiderman! And Shauna who doesn't even like super heros. I mean seriously, who are these people that I call my friends?
~Time Lapse~
"We're home!" I shout as we all enter my living room. I see everybody's parents drinking coffee in my living room. Everyone besides me freezes up.
"You guys are in big trouble." my mom says.
"What's going on guys?" I ask confused.
2 DAYS AGO:
Chris P.O.V
"Yeah Mom, I'm staying at Tris's house for the weekend."
Shauna P.O.V
"Yes Mom, I'm staying at Chris's house for the weekend."
Marlene P.O.V
"Yup. Okay Dad I'm staying at Shauna's house for the weekend."
Zeke & Uriah
"Mom! Dad! We're staying at Marlene's house for the weekend."
Will P.O.V
"Mom, I'm staying over at Zeke and Uriah's house this weekend."
Four P.O.V
"Dad! I'm going out! Don't wait up."
PREASANT TIME
"Nice going guys." I say trying to contain my laughter...nope! Not happening. I burst out laughing and start rolling on the floor like a maniac. "BUSTED!" I shout.
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Divergent High
ФанфикThis is basically just a modern day Divergent story where Tris in the gang are all in high school. Four is the new kid in school. He starts to develop feeling for Tris and vis versa.
