"Like I was saying the other day, you know uneven balls guy?"
"Most guys are like that but yes."
"No kidding?" She gasped in interest. "Are yours?"
"What about uneven balls guy?"
"Oh! He texted me yesterday 'you up?' at 1 fucking am. After he so generously woke me up I texted back yes and you know what he did?"
"What did-"
"He called me! Called me! The fucker only wanted phone sex. But no no no, I don't do that." He found that hard to believe. "I've got see them do that so I FaceTimed him instead and he rejected my call."
"You're more of a visual girl eh?"
"Oh my gosh, Chicken dude, that's not my problem. By then I was up and ready to orgasm but nooo."
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"Asshole."
"You know-" He started clearing his throat, "Wendy's is open till 1am on the weekends."
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"You want to have phone sex with me, Chicken?"
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"On a Sunday?"
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Short Story"So I told him I couldn't help if one boob was bigger than the other. Did he think I asked for that when I was 12?" She sighed picking at her nails. "Boys are so stupid. I didn't make fun of one his balls hanging lower than the other." "Ma'am-" "Li...
