"Are you done?"
She took another deep breath in, "and we danced all night to the best song ever! We knew every line, now I can't remember how it goes but I know that I won't forget her! I think it went Oh! Oh!-"
"Mhm, just like that."
"Oh!"
"Louder."
"I think it went yeah! Yeah!-"
"I'm almost there."
"Yeah!"
"I'm done. It's over."
"Something something something, and her daddy was a dentist-"
"Who's daddy?"
"You."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Said I had a dirty mouth!"
"Do you?"
"Something something something, can I take you home with me?!"
"Every fucking night."
"She said never in your wildest dream! And we danced all night-"
"Would you dance for me?"
"Course daddy. I dance just as good as I moan."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"What did you say?"
"What do you mean?"
"What did you say?"
"I said course. I dance just as good as I moan."
"No no, before you said I dance."
"Course?"
His eyes narrowed at nothing. "You're not slick."
"Oh I'm incredibly slick."
"..."
"Zing!!"
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