The Geek's Guide to Parenthood

Smexy Times

Okay, so here it is. The sequel for A Nerd Story of Love. I don't own any of this. The only thing I do own is the plot to the story and a very cool 'Geekward' mug. I'm planning on keeping the story lighthearted as can be, but there will be angsty moments. I will post warnings in the author's notes at the beginning of the chapters for fair warning.

Thanks for everyone who's faved, reviewed or read my story. I love writing SGB and Nerdella and I'm so happy that you all love them too.

I want to send out a special shout-out to all of my girls who 'flamed' a plagiarist. Someone tried to pawn off ANSOL as their story. Suffice it to say, the story was reported and subsequently removed. It was all thanks to tropicnebula, Emotion Masen, Li-Li D. Meadows, Wyrmie Fanfiction, Trish Villani, Remmy Kins, Tami Birkes and Chersti who originally alerted me to the plagiarism. I'm not usually one to 'preach' but if it's not yours, don't take it. We don't take kindly to stealers...

Also, thank you for everyone who gave me funny baby stories. I needed some inspiration for the interaction with Kyra and her parents. A special thank you to Isabelle Masen for her help with research about appropriate baby 'movements' and milestones. Another special thanks to 'Starbucks.' He doesn't know that I'm sending him a shoutout because he's not a part of the fandom, BUT he saved my files on my now defunct computer. You rock, dude!

Angsty moment at the end, folks...

Chapter Thirteen: Smexy Times

BPOV

The reception for Alex and Demetri's wedding was a lot of fun. Edward and I gave our respective speeches being Best Man and Matron of Honor. Alex and Demetri danced in each other's arms all night. Their lips were permanently attached to each other's faces. It was borderline disgusting, but they were happy and in love. I couldn't blame them. They deserved their happiness.

So do you and your geek charming...Mac needs to fucking disappear. Can't Charlie make him go 'poof?' He's a cop.

The final song that the DJ played was Etta James' "At Last." Edward pulled me to his chest and we swayed to the music. "I love you, gorgeous," he said as he kissed my neck softly. "I'm so happy that we're together and that you gave me a chance online."

"I'm glad that you flew out to see me," I blushed. "Look how far we've come."

"I know. Married for almost a year with a beautiful four month old daughter," Edward said with a crooked grin. "Want to get out of here?"

"We need to get Kyra ready to spend some time with Nana Esme," I said in a sultry tone.

Momma's getting some sexy times.

"Mom!" Edward bellowed.

"Give me your keys, sweet boy," Esme laughed as she held out her hand. Without breaking his gaze from my eyes, he placed the key into Esme's waiting palm. "Marcus and I were getting ready to leave anyway. Try not to have too much fun."

"We won't, Esme," I smiled, still holding Edward's penetrating gaze.

That's not all that's going to be penetrating you, sweetheart.

Esme let out a quiet laugh and left with Marcus. Edward and I danced until the end of the song. We hugged Demetri and Alex good bye, giving them our congratulations. Alex squealed like a pig, thanking us for our involvement in their wedding. He hugged me fiercely and kissed both of my cheeks. Alex then turned to Edward and hopped into his arms. Edward's amber eyes popped out of his head as he held the tiny man to his body. Alex kissed every available spot on Edward's face, thanking him for a wonderful husband and that he loved him. Demetri snickered and pulled Alex off my hubby, proclaiming that Alex was incredibly drunk. Edward nodded and hugged Demetri. They spoke in hushed tones in their embrace. With a smile, they pulled apart and we send good bye to the rest of our family.