The Geek's Guide to Parenthood

Frustrations

Okay, so here it is. The sequel for A Nerd Story of Love. I don't own any of this. The only thing I do own is the plot to the story and a very cool 'Geekward' mug. I'm planning on keeping the story lighthearted as can be, but there will be angsty moments. I will post warnings in the author's notes at the beginning of the chapters for fair warning.

Thanks for everyone who's faved, reviewed or read my story. I love writing SGB and Nerdella and I'm so happy that you all love them too.

Angst Warning...It's an Emmett chapter. Fucktard that he is.

Chapter Eighteen: Frustrations

EmPOV

God damned fucking golden boy. I hate my brother. Stupid philanthropist. Opening a ludicrous foundation for kids who get bullied and teased. What the hell? Those fucking kids need to grow a fucking backbone. Man up. Deal with the teasing. Hell, when they reach the real world, they're in for a rude awakening. No one will coddle them.

But, that stupid foundation did allow me a warm place to sleep for a few weeks. And for me to sabotage.

And sabotage, I did. They will be finding the little presents in that building for years to come. But, the biggest present is a package of C4 in the ventilation system. It was so well hidden that no one will be able to find it. Until I decide to make it go boom. My plan was to lure my fucktard brother to the warehouse and make him go bye bye with enough explosives to make a large crater in Naperville.

He deserves it.

Edward is too fucking perfect.

And don't get me started on his wife. She was a hot piece of ass. I'd tap that. Plus, she looks like a wildcat in the sack. Perhaps, I'll try my hand at her before I kill him. Show her what a real Cullen is capable of. Not that pansy ass shit that my brother does. He probably just fucks her missionary with the fucking lights off.

Pussy.

But, your brother is now a father. What kind of animal would you be if you killed him? Taking his child's father away from her? Are you really that callous?

Fuck off.

I don't need my god damned conscious telling me what to do. Edward was fucking perfect for so long, now he had to pay. With his life.

Not that I was perfect. Hell, I fucked Lauren. What a stupid cow. She got the job at my asshole brother's company without any reference checks. Within a month of being there, she gets fired because she can't hack it. Sexual harassment or some shit like that. Plus, she pissed off my brother's wife.

So, I got rid of her. We had one last fuck for old time's sake. After she came sloppily on my cock, I shot her in the head. Then I left my mark on my stomach. I needed to instill the terror of my imminent return to my brother with Lauren's, um, death. I hefted her body into the Chicago River, chuckling as I did so. I wouldn't miss her. Sure, she was a warm body and convenient pussy but she was more trouble than she was worth.

Now, I had to bide my time. Christmas had come and gone. Now, it was nearly the middle of February. I was trailing my brother's wife. Fuck, she was protected. Two body guards with her at all times. Plus, she had the kid with her most days.

Your niece is pretty cute.

She's not my niece. She's...she's not my concern.

Yet, you feel a slight amount of guilt about taking away her daddy...

"Shut up!" I hissed. An older woman looked at me like I was crazy. I just narrowed my eyes at her as I continued to follow my sister-in-law and her very pregnant friend, Rosalie. That stupid bitch who humiliated me at my own birthday. Unfortunately, she was off limits with the massive baby belly she had.