The Geek's Guide to Parenthood

O.M.C.

Okay, so here it is. The sequel for A Nerd Story of Love. I don't own any of this. The only thing I do own is the plot to the story and a very cool 'Geekward' mug. I'm planning on keeping the story lighthearted as can be, but there will be angsty moments. I will post warnings in the author's notes at the beginning of the chapters for fair warning.

Thanks for everyone who's faved, reviewed or read my story. I love writing SGB and Nerdella and I'm so happy that you all love them too.

Chapter Twenty-Two: O.M.C.

BPOV

"Edward, come on! We have our doctor's appointment! We're going to be late!" I barked out to him. Esme was holding Kyra. She was going to watch her while Edward and I were going to my check up. Once I returned from LA, I made an appointment with my gynecologist and discovered that I was a little over eight weeks pregnant with baby number two.

I was now at eighteen weeks pregnant and we were praying that our little one would give us a sneak peek as to what we were having. There was a pool in our family. Esme, Alex, Alice and Jasper think that we were going to have another girl. Everyone else is guessing that we were having a boy. Except Marcus. He's thinking we're having twins since I'm already so huge. I'm four and half months pregnant and I'm at the size that I was when I seven months pregnant with Kyra.

"Sorry," Edward said as he jogged down the stairs. "Jasper called in a panic. Adam was being fussy and he didn't know what to do. Alice trusted Jasper to watch their son for the first time all by himself today. She had to tend to some issues at her shop."

"Is someone on standby?" I asked, arching a brow.

"Yeah. Marcus is ready to go at a moment's notice," Esme cooed to Kyra. "I love Jasper but sometimes he worries me around the children."

"He's gotten better. He adores Kyra," Edward said as he tickled our daughter's belly. "Lucas thinks he's awesome and actually prefers to be in Jasper's arms than Rose or Tim's."

"That's because Jasper always feeds Lucas," I said as I put my hands on my hips. "A sure-fire way to get a boy to love you is through his stomach. Why do you think I made lasagna while you were out in Phoenix while we started dating? For shits and giggles? No, so I could get in your pants, Cullen."

"Sorry, Mom. She loses her mouth to brain filter while she's pregnant," Edward said conspiratorially. "Besides, you didn't get into my pants while I was out in Phoenix, gorgeous. It was while you were here. We made our own fireworks on the Fourth of July."

"I knew it!" Esme squealed. "I so won the bet."

"A bet?" I asked.

"It was never truly known when you first became intimate. Alice knew it was roughly around the time of the Fourth of July since she found Bella's panties in the dining room but it wasn't certain. I said that it was the Fourth of July. Thank you for winning me two hundred bucks!"

"Mom!" Edward barked. "I can't believe you bet on when Bella and I...um..."

"Fucked?" I offered.

"We did not fuck," Edward growled. "We made love. We've only ever made love."

"The night before I left for LA was pretty raw," I pointed. Edward crossed his arms over his chest. His jaw was clenched and his golden eyes were fiery with anger. "But it was still making love."

"Damn right. Come, Mrs. Cullen. We have appointment to get to. Hopefully our little one will behave and we can find out what color to paint their nursery," Edward said as he held out his hand to me. I laced my fingers with his and we headed out to the car. Ricky was coming with us to the doctor's appointment. Matthew was staying with Esme and Johnny was on a date with Eric, Edward's assistant.