Hetalia Oneshots

Gilbert (Prussia) x Reader - Popcorn

"How can you not like popcorn?!" Gilbert yelled, throwing the confection at my face.

"Gil, I don't like it, and that's that." I blew a strand of hair from my face while I tugged my knees to my chest.

"[Y/N], you are seriously veird." He frowned looking me in the eyes. I stared him down. "Alright, I vill drop it." He was such a pushover. "Vhat film are we vatching?"

"I don't know, it was your turn to choose, remember." I rolled my eyes, knowing what response was coming next.

"Scheisse." He cursed, filling his face with popcorn. "I forget."

Gilbert was never really one to forget much, so I thought it odd that he forgot things when he was around me. He looked over the remote and began to turn the input to Netflix. He had the strangest colour eyes, as red as blood, and his hair was a very platinum blonde, almost white! He was an albino and had freckles almost everywhere, well everyone probably has, it's just because of his skin that his are more visible. He was confident, arrogantly so, and had a major big brother complex to Ludwig. But I always thought it sweet that they both cared enough about each other to never fight over anything. Gil really knew how to push someone's buttons, and yet he held back slightly when it came to Ludwig, and to some extent, me.

"Well, rent something! I need to watch something." I yelled, throwing a pillow at his face, which he caught mid-air and lobbed back at me.

"Vhy are you so stressed all ze time?" He huffed, flicking through the options before him.

"Man, the stress of  working three jobs is kicking my ass." I moaned, burying my head in my hands.

It was true, being a cafè all-rounder was hard, plus I had to work two other jobs, a receptionist and check out girl, to save myself from living in my car.

"Then stay vith me." Gil smirked, though I knew deep down he meant it as a caring gesture and less sexual.

Gilbert wasn't a very sexual person. He had managed to avoid marriage all his life, and he was very indifferent about the concept of sex, but give him sex-related jokes or gestures and he's all over it.

"Gil, if I could stay here forever I would. But I don't think Ludwig would appreciate another house guest." Gil knew I was right, but he refused to give in that easy.

"Ah, West won't mind." He smiled, changing the input again to the VHS player. "Plus he likes you, says you're a 'good influence', or somezing like zhat."

I giggled, I suppose Ludwig did find me better company than those he had in his house, everyone was always so loud, picky and rude. Besides myself and a guest named Kiku that came over with their friend Feliciano.

"Well, I like him too." I smiled, hoping he really did like me. "He has good cleaning habits." I gave an honest compliment, hoping he could hear me as he always hovered outside the door when I was here.

"I do too!" Gil shouted, I just huffed in response.

Was he jealous?

"Bullshit Gil." I stated, grabbing and opening a bag of gummy worms. "Now let's get to watching." Gil only smirked, which is never a good thing when it's not sex-related, and pressed play. "NO!" I screamed.

"JA." He screamed back, as I threw the gummy worms at his face and  knocked over the popcorn bucket to reach the remote in his hands."You zaid I could choose!" He held the remote behind his back.

"Yes but not tapes of me as a child!" I raged, clambering on his lap to try and reach around him. "And why did you already have it in your VHS player!"

"I like to vatch them with West." He admitted with not so much as a shred of guilt or embarrassment. "You're so cute!" He booped my nose with his spare hand.

"Give me that remote Gilbert!" I yelled, trying to pin him down but he just held it above his head.

"You vill never get it!" He announced, holding it higher and higher as I reached for it. "Ouch!" He held his crotch, after I had hit it with my knee, and rolled on the floor for a while in agony.

"Oh god, Gil I'm so sorry!" I scrambled to the floor to help him but he just threw the remote to the other side of the room and grabbed my arms.

"Now you're gonna get it [Y/N]!" And he rolled us all over the floor.

We were rolling over the entire floor, Gil tickling me, and getting absolutely covered in popcorn and gummy worms. By the time Gil had stopped, I was a heavily breathing mess, I had lost my jacket and my hair was strewn across my face, blinding me and preventing me from speaking without getting a mouthful of it.

"You veally are somezing, you know." He chuckled, also out of breath. "You aren't very talkative now are you?"

"Maybe I would be if my mouth wasn't covered in hair." I laughed, getting that mouthful.

"I like myself better vhen I'm with you." He chuckled, pulling the hair out of my mouth and placing it behind my ears. "I zink you bring out ze best in me."

I smiled, noticing how genuinely he sounded. There was no 'awesome' in the sentence, no walls to hide behind, just an honest comment without any sarcasm. Gil never was one to give genuine answers to things, let alone tell somehow how he felt, no matter how much he wanted to, and yet here he was, telling me how much more he liked himself because of me. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

"Ich liebe dich." He stated.

Now that was something entirely different. I only blinked, not wanting to let this moment end.

"[Y/N]?" He caressed my cheek in concern.

I lent up and pulled Gilbert into a very passionate kiss. And to think, all this time I thought he held a candle for his friend Elizabeth.

"Can you turn this off, please? It's not very romantic." I chuckled, nodding to the TV.

"Sure." Gil smiled, pulling the remote of out his back pocket and switching it off.

"Really? You were able to grab it in all that mess?" I asked.

"I'm very gud at multitasking." He smiled, kissing me once again.

"Prove it." I smirked, though it wasn't like me to smirk I felt the arousing need to do so.

He smirked back before he began to make out with me. I felt him run his hands behind my back and pull me up to him, closer and closer. I wrapped my hands around his neck and he set us up on the floor in a more comfortable position and placed me on his lap. It was electrifying, exactly the feeling I would expect from Gilbert, none of this sensual bull crap. It was a fervent back and forth, and we were getting impatient. Gil began to undress me, unbuttoning my shirt and I lifted his top off him so I could roam his amazing body. It was getting quite heated.

That was until Roderich and Ludwig walked in.

"It's very quiet in here." Rodrich began, not noticing us on the floor.

"Mein Gott!" Ludwig shielded his eyes. "Please take this to your room, it's not appropriate for a public space Bruder."

"Okay West." Gil smiled. "Don't disturb for a vhile tho. Okay?"

"You got it." They both replied.