Best Friends

Friends and Best Friends:

Friends: Lend you their umbrella

Best Friends: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food.

Friends: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grampa, by Grampa

Best Friends: Call your parents MOM and DAD and Grampa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Would bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Have never seen you cry.

Best Friends: Won't tell anyone else you cried... Just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

Friends: Asks you to write your number down.

Best Friends: Has you on speed dial.

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

Best Friends: Loses your crap and tells you. "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends: Only know a few things about you.

Best Friends: Could write a VERY EMBARRASSING biography on your life story...

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that let you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door.

Best Friends: Walks right in and says. "HONEY! I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Friends:Are only through High School/College. (Aka: Drinking buddies)

Best Friends:Are for life.

Friends: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.

Best Friends: Will go up to him and say "Its because you're gay, right?"

Friends: Help you find your prince.

Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Friends:Take the limo with you.

Best Friends:Takes the bus with you when the Limo brakes down.

Friends:Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friends:Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days."

Friends: Helps you up when you fall.

Best Friends: Keeps on along saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends: Will ask if you're okay when you're crying.

Best Friends: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser what made you cry.

Friends: Will offer you a soda.

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you and fall to the floor laughing.

Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best Friends: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.