Devil May Cry (x Reader)

A/N + Chapt.1 Pt.2 preview

"I may take the occasional odd job here and there, but I've got no desire to babysit some brat." Danté says rudely.

"Brat?" Patty parrots, clearly taking offense at his words. I silently stand from the couch and slowly walk up to Danté.

"Sorry, young lady. Maybe in ten years or so, I'll ask you out on a date." He says as he walks up to the pool table, starting his own one man game. Taking a few long strides towards him, I slap him upside the head.

"Ouch!" Danté straightens, standing at his full height but with his shoulders sagging slightly , he rubs the back of his head. "I mean, I would ask you on a date in ten years if my lovely girlfriend isn't around anymore."

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I'M NOT DEAD, I'M JUST A DOUCHE.

As you can see I am still working on this story. The next update, I'm sorry to say, will not be anytime soon.

But, I'm not just being an ass! No, my friends. It is simply because I want to publish multiple chapters all once, as an apology to all of you.

Thanks to any of you who have stuck around, just waiting for my next update. I would like to apologize.