Help Line

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emily | levi | daniel

Hey, Sam-

Sorry, there's no Sam here. Only a Daniel.

Oh, sorry. I swear I dialed the right number.

Did you want to talk to Levi?

Who?

The owner of this phone. He's right here if you want to talk to him.

Oh, I don't think that's-

Levi! There's a girl on the phone who wants to talk to you!

Dude, that's my work phone. Strictly off limits to you.

No need to snatch it out of my hands like that. Got secrets to hide on that phone, Levi?

Kindly fuck off, Daniel.

Hello?

Hey, it's me.

Oh, hey Grace! What's up?

Nothing much, Levi.

How-?

Your friend made it pretty obvious what your name was.

Ah. Right. I was worried you were a stalker there for a second.

Trust me, if I was a stalker, I would stalk someone more interesting than you.

Ouch. And I thought you were starting to warm up to me.

Your mistake.

Well, don't you have a response to everything. Anyways, since you know my name, I think it's only fair that you tell me yours.

Explain the logic in that to me please because I see none.

What logic is there to explain? You know my name, so I think I should know yours.

Smooth, dude.

Daniel, stop eavesdropping on my conversations!

Sorry about him, Daniel is too weird to function like a normal human being.

I'm right here, motherfucker.

Good. Glad you were here to hear that.

Well, aren't you two just such great friends?

Clearly we are.

...

You still ther-

Emily.

What?

That's my name. Emily.

Emily. I think that name definitely suits you better than Grace.

Well, I hope it does.

So, is anything the matter? Do you want to talk about...you know.

Oh, I didn't call about that. I was just...bored.

I feel so honored.

Don't let this get to your head-

Too late.

-I only called you because my friend didn't answer her phone. And speaking of my friend, she's calling me right now. I'm gonna take the call.

Alright, talk to you later?

Yep. I'll call later. Bye, Levi.

[call ended]