Lana's P. O. V:
School was always a definition of hell. I'm not going to lie and say 'school is the best thing in the whole wide world' because it's not. School is like water for some odd reason. It either goes smooth or it drowns you alive.
I was talking to my friends about Troye Sivan's new song that has a pill in it and shit. If you knew me you'd know that I fucking hate pills. But I love his face, his face is hot.
Beba and Mary were busy shouting at me about how cool the song is. "Bicthes as I've said, I don't like a song that has a pill in it. This is also why I hate Nicki's pills and potions. " I say chewing my burrito.
"If you listen to the so-" I cut Beba off. Sweet innocent Beba, trying to convince me to like the song. "Bicth, no!! You know I hate pills, potions, lotions and oceans. " I say biting my burrito.
Yes, I know what a weirdo but you have to understand my reasons for such hatred.
I hate oceans because I can't swim in them. I hate lotions because they're sticky as fuck -which is why I use Vaseline - but they smell really good and I hate potions because they make people do wrong and weird things and I hate pills because they either kill you or mess up your head.
"Mary if-" I stop talking to Beba and Mary because someone decided to pour me with cold water, I just bought this shirt.
Me? This bitch poured ME with cold water?, cold water.
"That's for being near my boyfriend. " she says her high pitch voice giving her off. I turn around and face the person ruining my day. Slap. "And that's for kissing him." I look at that person my face red from the slap and red from the fury I've developed.
"Lana Quinn, you've got some nerve kissing my boyfriend. "Brooke Simone says. She's the former bicth who I know gets what she wants. She's all fake though. The only thing left is her eyes. She'd 'renovated' herself through the years. Her lips, nose, ears, boobs, vagina, butt, legs, stomach, feet even her hair was fake. She was bald before and looked like Dobby.
I would've laughed at the moment but stopped when I thought of the water that touched my body.
"Look, Brooke how about we spare each other the clawing of the century." I say even though I know it'll happen any minute. She was one to never back down from a fight, I knew that.
And I admire that.
She looks at me smirking, she walks towards me and I almost back away. An idea pops into my mind as I see Brooke cracking her bones, already notifying me of her fighting mode. Nothing I haven't seen before and nothing I can't do myself.
( Okay guys, Cue your popcorn.)
"Can I at least tie my shoes." I say and she looks at me for a few seconds and nods. Beba and Mary look at me in shock, I wonder if they see my crazy from my eyes, shaking their heads at me, pleading with me. And as much as I'd like to not do it, I'm too crazy to say no.
I lift my feet up to an empty seat so I can 'tie' my shoes. She turns around and air kisses Jason. You know, what boiled my blood more was the fact that she had the audacity to kiss him infront of me. I grab the stool well aware that it's heavy as fuck as I hold it firmly in my hands.
Gasps fill the room as I swing the stool that flies straight towards Brooke but she ducks, damn it. "Are you crazy?!, you almost killed me!!!!!!" she screams, and I I look at her face it's livid and astonished by my actions.
"I am crazy because I did that intentionally. " I say as I charge to Brooke my fists ready to punch her.
She also charges towards me --Have you ever seen in movies where people jump in the air two sworn enemies and they both have fists curled in their fingers or weapons as they slowly approach each other mid air before they fight each other, ah this was like that but this time faster -- Brooke hits me in the chest and I hit her in the face.
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The Nerd Boy And The Crazy Girl
HumorHighest Ranking -Use to be- #181 in Chicklit (08/05/18) #265 in Chicklit (03/05/18) "Oh come on Lana, you know you don't stand a chance with him. And how is he gonna notice you. " My friend Mary says. I look at Mary with my intimidating smile whi...