My drunken flea

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hello this is my FIRST shizaya fanfic so uhh plz dont hate it if its bad thnk u. oh and uh this is yaoi aka boyxboy so if u dont like then dont read otherwise enjoy^^

•Izaya POV•
"IIIZAAAAAYAAAA-KUUUUNNN" oh how I love that sound. "Yes, Shizu-chan?" I stick my hands into my pocket ready for a fight. "I thought I told you never to step foot back into Ikebukuro." I pout, still show my silliness "Awwwww but how would I see you Shizu-chan?" He gives me a low growl as he picks up the YEILD sign efortlessly. Now,now Shizu-chan'" I say as i pull my hands out of my pocket along with my knife. "There is no need for this type of behavior" I giggled. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" He swung the sign striaght towards me. "Shizu this is very un-called for y'kno." He swings one more time but this time i cut into the sign and dash off. He drops the bottom half off it and takes off after me. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SHIZU-CHAN!" I yelled while lauhing. This was just to halarious.

I ran down three streets, and And jumped about two fences. After that I ran down an ally way. BIG MISTAKE!
Shizu finally caught me and he was hardly out of breath. Unfair i was about to past out due to lack of oxygen. I sighed mentally. "I finally got you Izaya."the blonde monster laughed to himself. I grabbed my knife until,

SNATCH!

He took and threw it god knows where. "ah,ah,ah. Not this time u fucking pest. I will kill you for sure." He said with a grin.I have know idea what came over me but I did wrong. I spat in his face. "Go a head. maggot." but both my eyes and mouth were grinning. I really am ready to die,huh? He tightened the grip to my scrawny neck and already out of breath it only took a matter of seconds for me to pass out. All I saw was black i really thought I was dead until a few minutes later my eyes struggled open. At least I thought it was a few minutes. When I looked around me the night sky was already out. "sigh, I really hate Shizuo Heiwajima" I got up from the ground and headed out the ally. 'GRUMBLE' "Iguess I'm hungry." A dish of fatty tuna won't kill anyone. I started to walk, but tripped over a metal like material. It was my knife. Hmph the monster isnt that bad after all. 'GRUMBLE' ok ok I'm headed to the Russian shushi now,geez

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hey sorry if that was too long or too short it was either or i felt it was too long anyways tell me whtcha think was it ok was it terrible should i shtap trying or keep going u tell me plz and thnk u