Till Death Do Us... Part??

With This, I Want To Ask...

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-Beast-

Wade's thoughts

Wade's Pov:

I'm gonna start this chapter off by asking; isn't my mate the cutest thing to wake up to? I mean come on... He's adorable when he's tired, but I can't deal with how much cuter he is when he's asleep!

Don't you just wanna reach through your screens and just pinch his cheeks?

Never mind, that would be too many hands touching my baby boy...

Anyways on with the story!

It's been a few months since we've mated, and Petey was just getting through what he said was the second trimester. He was actually really tired these past few days and as a result of this, he's been sleeping all day day at least once a week. Today was one of those days.

I left Peter in bed this morning because I have a job to do in town, and I don't want Petey to know exactly what this job is.

Once I had what I needed and my job was done, I made my way back home, and picked Peter up.

No matter how fictional this story is, Petey is still human and can only hold his bladder for so long given that's he's been sleeping all day and all of last night.

I had one of my help get the sheets while I took my mate to the bathroom and cleaned him off. He woke up only once and demanded a kiss before going back to sleep.

It was a slow day, but when my love woke up again, he ran to the bathroom to relieve his bladder.

Once he was next to me, he blushed, embarrassed.

"Did I do it again? Because that would explain why I'm all of a sudden in your clothes... Again."

I nodded, watching Peter facepalm.

"It's not like you can prevent it." I supplied.

"Wade, I'm so sorry... I can't wait until this is over, I'm tired of putting you through this." My love sighed, tears beginning to roll down his face. "My legs hurt and I'm snapping at everyone, and I'm stuck feeling an appetite for anything that I can get my hands on. I'm so so sooo sorry for putting you through this."

To be completely honest, the author skipped all of this so I'm not really sure what the hell Petey is talking about. I shook my head anyway, and laughed.

"It's ok love, I don't remember much of it anyway." He sighed, and sat on my lap.

Thank you lord baby JEBUS, horny Peter is back!

While on my lap, my baby boy ran his hands over my whole body, and I couldn't keep myself from wrecking him.

Don't censor this! Don't you dare take my fun away from me--

😈😈

After we were done, Peter was collapsed on the bed, and I was pouting. Duck you Kimani! Now I'm ducking censored? What the fudge cakes! I ha-- love you!

(😂😂😂 Ok I'm done. Time for your sexy times with Peter)

Ok, good. I didn't wanna have to snatch a hoe! I will go to another story and leave this one all together!... (Not really but you know!) Now tell the readers how it went 😤

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As I was saying above this stupid and way too late April Fools joke, my mate was straddling me, whispering in my ear about how he couldn't remember the reason why he was suddenly okay with having children.