~Hush little children, time for sleep. Dad's gonna teach you many things. If Dad is gone though, Mom's gonna bake you some cassarole. If Mom is too harsh, Bart's going to give you some art. If Bart is taken Hostage, Christian's gonna give you some cocaine. If Christian runs away, Smith will give you puns today. If Smith goes too far, Chief's going to brood for you. If Chief's brooding get's too much, Claire will theorize for you. If Claire is [REDACTED], Mike will hand you a Sub.~
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I wrote this a long time ago.
If any of you guys know what this is referencing, jfc, I will love you forever.
