Yo mammas so fat , her belly button got home 15 minutes before she did .
Yo mammas so fat and dumb , the only reason she opend her email is because she heard it contained spam .
Yo mammas so fat , she put a sheet over her head and went out for halloween as Antartica .
Yo mammas so fat when she orderd a water bed they put a sheet over the pacific ocean .
Yo ammas so fat she dosent need internet , shes world wide .
Yo mammas so fat she need to iron her pants in the driveway .
Yo mammas so fat people jog around her for exercise .
Yo mammas so fat when she walked infront of the tv i missed 3 seasons of Pretty Little liars .
Yo mammas so fat i took a picture of her on christmas 2 years ago and its still printing .
Yo mammas so fat even god cant lift her spirit .
Yo mammas so fat she comes at you from all directions .
Yo mammas so Fat , when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for her picture .
Yo mammas so fat she uses to buses for roller blades .
Yo mammas so fat she was born on the 4th , 5th and 6th of june .
Yo mammas so fat she had to got to sea world to get baptized .
Yo mammas so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller .
Yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family .
Yo mammas so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - White & chunkey .
