Yo mammas so ugly people go as her for halloween .
Yo mammas so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application .
Yo mammas so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection looks back at her and shakes its head.
Yo mammas so ugly she makes blind childern cry .
Yo mammas so ugly she walks down the street in September and people say " wow its halloween already ?"
Yo mammas so ugly they payed her to put cloths on in a strip joint .
Yo mammas so ugly when she was born her mother said " wow its such a treasure " and her father said "yea lets go burry her "
Yo mammas so ugly she gives freddy krugar nightmares .
Yo mammas so ugly that her pillow case crys at night .
Yo mammas so ugly people put her picture in there car so nobody steels ther radio .
Yo mamas so ugly if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away .
Yo mammas so ugly she never saw herself because the mirrors keep braking .
