Harry was sitting with a pig because they were having, um.. Dinner.. yea, dinner, the pig was having dinner with Harry the MOo, MOo cow. After Harry got home he went upstairs to taake some rubber, um well you see, the took some rubber bands out of the bin which holds the 69, what was it again? Oh right it holds the 69 paper clips and other magical things, If you know what I mean.
Later Harry found out that Miss.Chicken, who he was dating, who just happened to be The Chicken's sister, had a child named Yolky. Harry was sitting with Yolky who liked Hilary, Harry's next fling that just happend to be womanly and a serial, um, well, how do I put this lightly... well she was a serial, pig. That's right I said it Hilary was a serial pig. Now, Harry and Hilary lover each other because they were perfect and oh so very, very meaty.
She gripped his chicken breasts which had needles sticking out of them, but other than that they looked perfect for having, and back to this, well they looked perfect for, um, dinner, yea, they looked perfect for dinner. Back at the funny farm where every thing funny happens, because Harry was living there, Hary fell over the new truck and broke his face before he tripped on his long trousers causing him to fall again and brake his nose, and rip his trousers.
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The Chicken Story
Short StoryOnce upon a time, in a land very, very far away, like on Mars or something where animals can talk. There was a chicken named The Chicken, his parents must of been fruit flies because he got one lame name. Any ways he was always afraid that he wouldn...
