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Honey🍯: Is this all we needed for groceries?

Honey🍯: Is this all we needed for groceries?

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Peaches: Yeah. Wait.

Honey🍯: What?

Peaches: You didn't.

Honey🍯: Didn't what?

Peaches: You didn't get us a puppy did you?

Honey🍯: What puppy?

Peaches: THAT PUPPY

Honey🍯: He was too cute.

Peaches: I SEND YOU TO THE STORE FOR SOME STUFF FOR SUPPER AND SNACKS FOR THE KIDS AND YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING PUPPY?!

Honey🍯: I didn't buy him. He was free.

Peaches: UGHHHH.

Honey🍯: His name is Taco. 🌮🌮🌮

Peaches: You didn't...

Honey🍯: What?

Peaches: You named our first dog Taco?

Honey🍯: The kids will think it's cute.

Peaches: You're lucky I love you.

Honey🍯: I know.

Peaches: Uh huh.

Honey🍯: I'll be home in 10 minutes with Taco and our foodstuffs. Love you babe!

Peaches: You're potty training him.

Honey🍯: I already bought all the stuff I need for it.

Author's note
Thanks to @letmeexplainstory for the puppy idea and to random girlfriends on the internet spontaneously getting puppies and surprising their boyfriends.

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