Honey🍯: Is this all we needed for groceries?
Peaches: Yeah. Wait.
Honey🍯: What?
Peaches: You didn't.
Honey🍯: Didn't what?
Peaches: You didn't get us a puppy did you?
Honey🍯: What puppy?
Peaches: THAT PUPPY
Honey🍯: He was too cute.
Peaches: I SEND YOU TO THE STORE FOR SOME STUFF FOR SUPPER AND SNACKS FOR THE KIDS AND YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING PUPPY?!
Honey🍯: I didn't buy him. He was free.
Peaches: UGHHHH.
Honey🍯: His name is Taco. 🌮🌮🌮
Peaches: You didn't...
Honey🍯: What?
Peaches: You named our first dog Taco?
Honey🍯: The kids will think it's cute.
Peaches: You're lucky I love you.
Honey🍯: I know.
Peaches: Uh huh.
Honey🍯: I'll be home in 10 minutes with Taco and our foodstuffs. Love you babe!
Peaches: You're potty training him.
Honey🍯: I already bought all the stuff I need for it.
Author's note
Thanks to @letmeexplainstory for the puppy idea and to random girlfriends on the internet spontaneously getting puppies and surprising their boyfriends.