Pick-Up Lines You Probably Should (Or Should Not) Use

Science

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

Are you Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you're a Be-Au-Ti

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Are you a Carbon sample? Because I'd like to date you.

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I can see is U and I.

I got my ion you.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.

If you were an element, you'd be Francium because you're the most attractive.

Do you have eleven protons? Because you're sodium fine.

Are you made of Copper? Because I can Cu in a relationship with me.

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.

Excuse me, but I'm really attracted to you and according to Newton's laws of gravitation, you're attracted to me too.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total Ba-Be.

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Aresenic, and Sulfur? Because you've go a Ni-Ce As-S.

Is it getting hot in here or is it just our bond forming?

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.