You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.
Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
So I heard you like water, that's good. You already like around 70% of me.
If I were allergic to beauty, I would've gone into anaphylactic shock the moment I saw you.
Are you a cardiac surgeon? Because you're getting pretty close to my heart.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you're making me breathless.
You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Wanna go study some anatomy?
I think you're suffering from the lack of vitamin ME.
Do you have a scalpel? I need to cut some of the tension between us.
You give me pre-mature ventricular contractions.
You must be the cure for Alzheimer's because you're unforgettable.
I want tibia your valentine.
I was blinded by your beauty. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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Pick-Up Lines You Probably Should (Or Should Not) Use
RomanceI thought this would be funny, use these at your own risk because I will not be held responsible if whoever you use these on slaps you in the face, so be warned. You can request a topic for a chapter if you would like to see more, and if I get enoug...
