Yoongi is a broke ass stripper. Jungkook is a horny ass ceo with a secret... a biG ASS secret
he is also kinky af btw.
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I just woke up from a dream.....quite a weird one might I add it was so odd.....this is the tale of lubert and the fruit basket. It all started as a joke, Freddy, Carly and Sam were just thinking of a prank... the fruit basket wait was it a muffin basket? Idk LUBERT was excited for the basket......his body was ready but then it just exploded, Lubert was devastated he thought he would've been eating muffins or fruits idk by now but instead he got his lobby exploded...his poor precious lobby. He remembers its highlights with the lobby to the time where they watched movies, sharing jokes to their first kiss.....to the first time they made love...but now his beautiful lobby has been hurt he looked and saw Freddy and Sam smiling with evil clear in their eyes...Lubert saw red "GeT OUT OF MY LOBBYYYYYY", he rheed at them. Lubert grabbed his giant guns full of lube and started spraying Sam and Freddy with "Oh fuck my ass still hurts from last night," he said. "You liked it though" Sam said smirking but now isn't a time to be laughing or making jokes they should run for their lives.
Lubert needed revenge. He went to Freddy apartment and grabbed Ms. Benson while she was sleeping he then grabbed Spencer. He went to tie them up. Lubert reloaded his lube guns ready for the fun to begin...
Once they woke up They started freaking out. Why are we tied they thought. All of a sudden they felt a sudden pressure on their bottom half they look down and see...the most terrifying sight of their lives. Lubert had pickles on screw drivers and he started moving them up and down. Spencer and Ms. Benson started screaming they then realized they were being recorded. "Freddy....Sam .....Carly muaHAHAHAH" he yelled in excitement.
Sam started killing Lubert with her butter Sock while fucking Freddy with her long butter staff.
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I should be asleep also the story I made was 333 Word 3+3= 6. 333+333=333 there are 3 sides of of of a triangle what is the the shape of the illuminati symbol? That's right a Triangle so illuminati confirmed
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Also Jimu you havE BEEN HACKED HA sorry that I ruined your story my sweet boy oof.
