Aries: "I never got to see Kayne become president..."
Taurus: "I know I'm on my death bed and all but...I'm still pissed that you ate my food."
Gemini: "Before I die I want to tell you I... *fakes death* lol I'm not really dead. I just wanted to say bye bitches!"
Cancer: "See you soon grandma"
Leo: "does this mean I finally get to meet Michael Jackson?"
Virgo: "finally"
Libra: "I love you, sike!!! Jk I adore you"
Scorpio: "Do they have good food in heaven?"
Sagittarius: "on my way down"
Capricorn: "I'll miss all of you, but can I see (insert meme) for one last time??"
Capricorn: "I think I know where I am gonna go, oops~!"
Pisces: "These are my final words? Let me make them good! I-"
