Aries: feels betrayed
Taurus: angry af
Gemini: you've written yourself a death sentence
Cancer: feels like crying
Leo: doesn't talk to you for like a month, make it two...
Virgo: flips you off before falling right back asleep
Libra: acts calm saying it's okay and is totally gonna murder you later on
Scorpio: curses in Spanish, cries in Hebrew, yells in german
Sagittarius: plans to ruin your life
Capricorn: "I shared my fries with you yesterday, this is what I get in return?"
Aquarius: throws pillow at you, wishes it was a hammer
Pisces: still half asleep but pissed
