Aries: "How the hell did it end up inside my fridge?"
Taurus: "I own this?"
Gemini: "That's where my machine gun went!"
Cancer: "Oh, I better put it in a better place..." *looses it again*
Leo: "I LOOKED THERE AND IT WASNT THEIR BEFORE!"
Virgo: "Ew a burrito from 1 month ago, gross..."
Libra: "it was right in front of me?"
Scorpio: *raises phone in the air* "We've been parted for too long, it's been 15 seconds. HOW TRAGIC!!"
Sagittarius: "lol this was never valuable to me anyways"
Capricorn: "WAiT" *has found their old school photo* "shit"
Aquarius: "FINALLY FOUND MY GLASSES"
Pisces: *cant find it anyways*