Life on the Fold - VainGlory (#2)

The fate of Lance

Lanc- or Sir Cumference sits alone in the bar, dropping his head down. He opens his eyes slowly, looking down at his apple pie covered hands.

Sir Cumference: What have I become...?

His hands began to shake in fear and disgust.

Sir Cumference: My hands are stained with the insides of my friend...

He began to cry, while slowing licking the apple pie off of his hands.

Grace and Reza watches from the other end of the bar.

Reza: Poor guy... eating off the remains of his friend.

Grace: I kinda feel bad for the poor dude.

Reza: Took you long enough.

Grace stares into the blank.

Reza: Uhh... you okay? Grace?

Grace began to have flashbacks to all the previous times they've met.

Grace snaps back to reality. She was hyperventilating.

Grace: *GASP*

Reza: Whoa... Grace... calm down. What happened?

Grace: I heard it, I saw it... I know how to fix him.

Reza: What?! What did you hear, what did you see?

Grace slowly lifts her head. Her mouth slowly opens... and out comes the words...

Grace: ...Do you like kebabs?

Reza: Oh... uhh... okay.

Grace dashes out of the bar. Reza runs after her, but breaks the chase.

Reza: Wait, where are you going?!

Vox: If she can fix him, can she fix me?

Reza slowly turns around and looks at Vox. Reza pulls off his face, which was a mask to reveal someone truly terrifying to Vox.

Vox: Oh no! Leave me alone!!!

SEMC: Nerf time...

SEMC pulls out a phone and brings out the next update for download.

Grace runs to the cemetery. She digs out where kebab was last buried.

Kebab: Oh hai.

Grace: Good! It's still here... but time's running short. I must find a healer to heal you.

The first person that came to mind was Adagio.

Grace searches and finds Adagio.

Grace: Quick, you must heal it! NOW!!!

Adagio: k

Adagio heals...

Grace: DON'T HEAL ME!!!

Adagio: Hey hey! If you two weren't so close to each other, I would've healed kebab. Instead, you made me misclick on you.

Grace runs to Lyra next.

Grace: Quick! Heal it! NOW!

Lyra: And why should I help you...?

Grace: I'll order Reza and you a table and room tonight...

Lyra: Ugh... fine. That's a deal.

Reza was in the distance, giving Grace a thumbs up... with Vox curled up in a ball, crying on the floor.

Lyra throws down her sigil to heal kebab.

Grace then takes kebab and rushes back to the bar.

Sir Cumference was still licking the apple pie off of his hands.

Grace slowly approaches Sir Cumference, hiding kebab behind her back. Grace takes a deep breath and taps on his shoulder. He turns around slowly.

Grace: Do you like kebabs?

He looks at her for awhile, then looks down at kebab.

Sir Cumference: You... you did this for me?

Grace: No need for questions... just take it.

Sir Cumference wipes the apple pie off of his hands with his chest and slowly grabs the kebab. At this very moment, he became one with the lance. He was now... Lance.

Lance: I love you...

Grace: I... lov-

Lance runs out of the bar with kebab.

Lance: I love you kebab!

Grace stood there, watching Lance, with a smile on her face. Reza comes running back to the bar entrance, exhausted with hands on knees.

Reza: Well, you did it...

Grace: Yeah, I did.

Reza: And couldn't you just have healed it with your ult?

Grace: Shh... not my fault. The person who was writing this forgot about that.

Reza: Huh?

Grace: Uhh... nevermind.

Grace and Reza stared off in the distance, with the sun setting.

Vox comes back shivering in fear.

Grace: What'd you do to the poor kid?

Reza: Oh... uhh... nothi-

Vox: He did horri-

Reza: Shut it before we give you another nerf.

Vox ran off.

Grace: Wut?

Reza: Uhh... nothing. Let's just enjoy this happy ending... for Lance.

Grace: Sounds fine by me.

Lance and kebab skipped happily off into the distance, living happily ever after.

The End...

Reza: So... you ordering Lyra and me a table and room tonight?

Grace: Oh shut it Reza... I was joking.

Reza: Oh... okay.