From the original Lance vs Grace stories and Celeste's ult from book 1 and 2.
Continuation from Celeste's ult.
Lance goes to the bar.
Lance: Today is a sad day.
Ringo: Huh? Wha?
Lance: My lance... is dead.
Ringo: Huh... must've drank too much, cuz I don't think I'm hearing that right.
Lance places down his lance on the table.
Ringo: Wow... am I really seeing this right now?
Lance pulls out a bouquet and places them over the lance.
Ringo: You can't be serious...
Glaive: Hey... how you doing?
Ringo: You gotta be kidding me...
Glaive: Like you didn't cry over your left arm.
Ringo: Hey, that actually hurt!!!
Glaive: And your gun...
Ringo: Hey, that's different, my right gun is lonely now.
Lance leaves the bar and goes back to Grace.
Grace: What brings you here?
Lance: Don't worry... my lance is dead.
Grace: Lawl ecks dee.
Lance: But...
Lance pulls out an apple pie.
Lance: When I eat too much pie...
Grace: Oh no...
Lance: they call me SIR-cumference.
Lance: Get it? PI...? Circumference...?
Grace: ._.
Lance pulls the pie close to him and hugs it.
Lance: Iz ok nao pie, I wun let anywun hert u.
Lance cries, holding the pie close to his chest while he unnoticeably squeezes the apple out of the pie.
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Life on the Fold - VainGlory (#2)
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