It was a sunny day in Bikini bottom.
All was well.
All was... well...as usual..
Squidward rubbed his tenticles late that night to the thought of the sexiest orang in Bikini bottom... Lord Orang.
He had the juiciest looking butt and a mouth that squidward's tenticles would look great in..
but squidward was getting too lost in his fantasy.
he knew it was wrong.
he knew it couldnt be.
He was already in love with another...
he loved Spongebob's pineapple house...
"Spongebob" Squidward scoffed in disgust.
His mind traveled back to Lord Orang and how he wishes he could get in bed with him just for one night.. and just maybe... he would want to stay...
Squidward shook his head to clear his thoughts.
He looked back out the window to see the sexy orang having sex with Spongebob's pineapple. Lord Orang's huge fire cock was in the pineapple's chimney pipe.
Squidward's chest burned with jealousy as he went to bed. he had to be up early to tend to his garden tomorrow.
-Next Morning-
Squidward went through his same old.. lonely... morning routine and ate his same old lonely breakfast.
Later in the garden, Squidward heard his neighbors metal door open quickly and heard a sexy voice yelling at something. it was Lord Orang. he was yelling at Spongebob's house. Apparently the pineapple had been cheating on Orang with Patrick's rock.
As he strode away from the pineapple, squidward bent down over his coral garden to make it seem like he was too busy working to hear what he was yelling about.
To squidward's surprise, the footsteps were getting closer.
Squidward panicked when he felt a hand on his smooth green ass.
He stood up with his face a deep shade of red to see... Lord Orang himself standing inches away from him..
"Hey.. squidward.. is it? hey man can I come in and borrow your phone real quick? Im moving back home, i cant stand being with this pineapple anymore." he said coolly
"I-I um yeah... Come in..." he opened his front door for the sexy orange.
"Do you want.. coffee?"
"Yeah.. i'd like that." Lord Orang said looking around squidward's house. He noticed a small telescope out the window facing towards the chimney pipe of the pineapple.
"You into that pineapple bitch?" he asked hinting at the telescope.
squidward almost dropped what he had in his hands. "Uh.. yeah you can.. um... say something like that..." he bit his lip nervously and continued making the coffee.
Lord Orang understood.
He slowly strode over to squidward.
"Hey squidward.. why don't you show me where your bathroom is?.."
"its in.. my bedroom upstairs." He gulped
"Can you take me there?" Orang smirked.
Squidward obliged and lead the sexy orang upstairs to the bedroom.
"The bathroom is right over th-"
squidward was tackled by Orang and forced on the bed.
"O-orange what are you doing?" he said in shock.
"Why what you've fantasized about me doing to you since i first moved here." Orang smirked as he started to fuck squidward's tight bootylicious squidhole.
squidward moaned and yelled as his little asshole got ripped open by orang's enormous dick.
After sevral minutes of this, Lord Orang finally released his hot sticky orang juice and seeds inside of squidward's ass.
the end.
