Bat Family Oneshots

The day they almost lost you (BatFam X Batsis! Reader)

-Remember that time you lost me in the biggest mall in Gotham ?

-Oh my God (Y/N), how many times are you gonna remind that to us ?! Besides, you weren't even two, you don't actually remember it yourself...

You smile as you look at your older brother, Damian, mumbling something else you didn't understand but that looked a lot like "and we found you anyway so...", and shake your head.

You had heard that story a billion times, and you never really got tired of it.

Your brothers were suppose to keep an eye on you while your father was busy, and they had lost you in one of the busiest place in the entire city...Oh yes, how could you be tired of that ?

Whenever your four older brothers would annoy you, or be overprotective (which, not very surprisingly, happened a lot), like right now, as they were bitching about your boyfriend, Conner (Superman's clone, and also your brother Tim's best friend...needless to say, when your family heard you were dating him, they were a bit taken aback, arguing he was too old for you but...technically, you were actually a bit older than him, as when he was "born", you were already four months old, and besides, you did whatever the Hell you wanted anyway), you would re-tell them the story as you heard it so many times (from Alfred mainly), and they'd instantly leave you alone, still feeling guilty about the all ordeal.

Sometimes though, you felt that maybe, it was that episode that made them so damn overprotective of you...Damian was right, you weren't even two years old when everything happened, and you didn't remember a thing but, even so, you still knew it was a big deal.

Because that day...Well, that day, you almost died.

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Years earlier, the day of your birth :

Bruce Wayne's life was already quite complicated.

Four boys (three of them being in their teenaged years, a goddamn nightmare), his Batman activities, Wayne Inc and...Selina Kyle.

Oh Selina Kyle.

She never made his life easier, even though he'd almost always been in love with her...Whenever she was around, he could be sure that he would be in for quite a ride. And he loved it.

But nothing, NOTHING, prepared him for something THAT complicated.

Nothing could have prepared him for the hurricane that was about to hit his life...You. Or rather, a very pregnant Selina bursting into Wayne Manor, screaming that she was about to give birth to his daughter.

It wasn't really unusual, that Bruce wouldn't see the Catwoman for months. Once, they even didn't see each other for over five years...So when she disappeared about nine months ago, he didn't really pay much attention to it, expecting her to come back one day and turn his life upside down again...And oh he was right.

And this is the night everything began, this is the night everything became VERY complicated. The night Selina Kyle bursted into Wayne Manor, about to give birth to a baby, stating that it was Bruce's (and though it would have had torn his heart away that you weren't his, he still got a paternity test to make sure and...There were 99.99% chances that you were his daughter).

She left you there, saying that she "thought she could do it, but actually just couldn't...", even though she didn't actually try and...Well, the Wayne family gained a new child. A little girl that was born without a single cry, her eyes already trying to open and see everything, already too damn curious...

And though his life became ten times more complicated, Bruce Wayne wouldn't have it any other way. This time, he was extremely happy that Selina Kyle came in to complicate the hell out of his life, because this time, she brought you...