Bat Family Oneshots

How to be a Heart breaker (Dick Grayson x reader)

a Dick Grayson x reader based on the song How to be a Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds? Where Dick teaches the reader how to get guys and through the process they fall for each other

"Absolutely not," you snapped, shaking your head violently. Dick sighed, exasperated.

"(Y/N), you're the only one that can get his attention. Our target is only attracted to women who have your features," Dick explained carefully. You gave him a cold look.

"What do you mean my 'features'?" You crossed your arms. Bart, Jaime, Garfield stood awkwardly behind Dick. They could feel the tension in the air escalating.

Dick ran a hand through his hair, debating how he should approach this. "Nightwing's in trouble," Bart sang quietly only to get a glare from Dick. The other boys snickered.

Turning away from you, Dick brought up pictures of the women the target had been seen with previously. You frowned when you realized most of them looked a lot like you in terms of facial structure and coloring. At least 'features' didn't mean what you thought it meant.

"But that doesn't explain why it has to be me. Can't M'gaan do it?" you demanded, a shiver running up your spine.

Dick sighed. "M'gaan is busy on another mission. (Y/N), you have to do it."

You shook your head, turning away from him. "No, I don't even know how to seduce people or whatever. The target won't notice me." Dick caught your arm, pulling you back to face him.

"We'll work on it together, but we need you for this (Y/N)," Dick pleaded. You looked up at him, raising an eyebrow in suspicion.

Pursing your lips, you made a decision. "Fine, I will, but only if you promise to never ask me to do something like this again. This time only. I refused to be used for missions based on how I look."

Dick held up his hands innocently. "I promise this will be the only time." You nodded, believing him before turning to leave the room. Bart, Jaime, and Garfield snickered some more.

"Yeah, he's totally going to show her how to be seductive," Bart teased softly.

"And then they're going to hook up themselves," Garfield added as all three laughed. Dick turned to glared at them.

"Impulse, Beast Boy, Blue Beetle, you're going to spar with me," Dick ordered. The horror dawned on Bart and Garfield's faces as the team laughed even harder. Slowly both boys entered the sparing ring. Dick smirked, hoping to teach them a lesson about making fun of him.

Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun

"(Y/N), you have to make this fun," Dick explained as you both stood in a private training room somewhere deep in the cave. You narrowed your eyes at him.

"I really would love to know your definition of fun, Nightwing. Is it fun to have a criminal drool all over you and touch you?" You gagged a little at the end of the sentence.

Dick frowned. "I know this is hard, but it's for the mission." You rolled your eyes as he continued. "Come on. Show me what you got."

"You've got to be kidding me," you snapped, eyes wide with disbelief.

"Seduce me, (Y/N), and remember it's about having fun." Dick sat down in a chair, looking at you imploringly.

You buried your face in your hands, turning away from him. Taking a deep breath, you gathered your courage. You kept the idea of having fun in the front of your mind.

Slowly, you turned to face Dick with a charming smile on your face. You walked towards him, moving your hips in what you hoped was a seductive manner. Dick sat up straighter as you walked around him.