We Have Problems

Mistake number two

I sigh and stand up. ’’How can I just ask someone if he’s gay?’’ I think.
Then, an awesome idea hit me like a truck.
I take a piece of paper and write ,,are you gay?,, and then I  peek in the living room. I see Arthur standing with a cup in his hand (of tea, I’m sure of it) reading a book with a star in a circle. Pretty sure it’s a pentagram. I don’t see my brother around, so I make my move.
’’Hey, Arthur’’ I say as I approach him.
’’Do you need anything? ’’
’’Where’s Lukas? ’’
’’Oh he went to get the robes. ’’
’’What robes? ’’
’’AH-UH- we’re cosplaying’’
I don’t have the slighest idea of what’s that, but I need to complete my mission. I take the piece of paper and put it in front of him.
Dude, I wish everyone could’ve seen the look on his face. It’s like I said France won the 100years war, and I think I had the same face when I saw him nod.
I whisper ’’Never tell Lukas about this, I know where you live’’ and vanish to my room as fast as a ninja.
[Sea_Lord] what do you put first
[Sea_Lord] milk or cereals
[Wrong_Kong] of course, cereals
[Wrong_Kong] hahaha pretty sure ice-nugget puts milk first
[Sea_Lord] i think he puts first the spoon
[Wrong_Kong] the fork*
[Sea_Lord] lmao hell kill u
[Wrong_Kong] haahha
[Iceicebaby] GUSY IGUSOYFOAUS I’MALVIE
[Sea_Lord] alive*
[Iceicebaby] HE IS GAY
[Sea_Lord] OH MY GOOOOOD
[Wrong_Kong] whys everyone so gay
[Iceicebaby] you dont get the point
[Iceicebaby] its the same Arthur whos your bro
[Iceicebaby] that means we can meet
[Sea_Lord] guys if i could do just one thing before i die that would be meeting you
[Wrong_Kong] lmao i know ice-nugget since a few hours ago
[Iceicebaby] well same for both of you
[Sea_Lord] but the point is if we meet
[Sea_Lord] we could hang out a lot more and things
[Iceicebaby] i approve
[Iceicebaby] and im sort of not allowed to play this game because ,,viruses,, and ,,swearing,,
[Wrong_Kong] ’cause you’re a baby
[Sea_Lord] not gonna lie i laughed at that
[Iceicebaby] rlly
*Lilith is online
[Sea_Lord] HI LILI!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING
[Wrong_Kong] imma out
*Wrong_Kong is offline
[Lilith] Hello, dear!
[Sea_Lord] oh hello
[Iceicebaby] why dear
*[Sea_Lord] p.s. she uses dear when her brother is watching
*[Sea_Lord] he’s overprotective and watches everything she does and might as well find us if we do something wrong
[Lilith] Someone new?
[Iceicebaby] hey
[Iceicebaby] i’m just another kid like you (conversation level: -25)
[Lilith] That’s so nice!
[Sea_Lord] Lili, i thought you couldn’t log in today because you’re grounded
[Lilith] Oh that
[Lilith] I’m allowed for just 30 minutes
[Sea_Lord] Better than nothing
[Sea_Lord] Also,  I can’t meet with you tomorrow, I’m going on a one-day trip
[Iceicebaby] wait you guys are neighbours or
[Sea_Lord] yeah, we go to school together sometimes
*Lilith is offline
[Sea_Lord] OH NO
[Iceicebaby] waht
[Iceicebaby] what*
[Sea_Lord] I HEAR GUNSHOTS
[Sea_Lord] I SAID SOMETHING I SHOULDNT HAVE
*Sea_Lord is offline
[Iceicebaby] oh
I sigh again and close the game (i delete the game from history too, yes my brother checks history too). Then I see him, that frick fracker, standing at the door.
’’Young man, we need to talk. ’’’
Oooh boi.
’’Care to explain, what’s with the stupid question you asked Arthur? And you really know where he lives?"
I'm as good as dead.
"I met his brother online"
"What's his name?"
"Dude I don't know his real name"
"Don't dude at me"
Can't somebody just save me? How would I know his name?
Wait. If his username is Wrong_Kong, and a triangle has three angles, that means
"He has a Chinese name" I hope my theory was right.
"Alright. You don't lie. Now explain, what's with that  question?
"We didn't know if it was really him so I asked him if he's gay. What's the big deal about it?"
"Do you even know what gay means?"
I have two options:
1. I say the truth and then he asks me more questions from where I know that.
2. I play stupid and hope I survive.
"I don't really know, something like if you love just one person for your entire life?"
Lukas looks confused at me, then sighs deeply. He may think what a stupid brother he's been blessed with.
"Don't do that again" he blurts out and goes away
Another day wasted, I should just go to sleep. But I couldn't sleep the entire night, I should find out what cosplay means.