their cheezy pick up ligns

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Matt
Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile

Tord
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass

Tom
Are you African? Cause you're a frican babe

Edd
Are your lips made of skittles? Cause I'm gonna taste the rainbow


More just for fun XD
   Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for you

   Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes

   I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out

   Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot

   Are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look

   Do I know you? Cause you look like my next girlfriend

Are you a magician? Cause every time I look at you everyone else disappears

Let me tie your shoes for you, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else

OK ok I'll stop... For now XD

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