Ross:*narrating* My Rise to the top of the Hayden High School food chain,happened faster than A three-second Snapchat.But it wasn't always that way.A few weeks ago,I was like you.Then I updated my status ,and strange things began to happen.I feel like I owe everyone an explanation so here it is,oh,by the way,I don't play hockey,or at least I didn't,until a few weeks ago.
Stormie: Oh,come on,Kid Come on get up!I'm invading your privacy.Come on get up! You're gonna be late for your first day of school.Ugh,it smells like a wet dog in here
(Ross: See that guy?)
Stormie: Hey!
(Ross: That was me not so long ago)
Stormie: Listen,you need to finish putting this room together,so when you get home from school today I want you to start unpacking,all right? Breakfast in ten.
Ross: Wait,wait! Mom,Mom! I don't think I feel so good.
Stormie: Yeah,right
Mark:*On Phone* Hey Bud,how you doing?
Ross: Hey dad,sorry for hitting you so early.Did I wake you?
Mark: Aw,please don't worry about,I had to get up early...giant swells this morning everything okay?
Ross: This place sucks.I wish I could be there with you
Mark: Listen...You just gotta hang tight until Summer,okay...then you're gonna be right back here in Cali with me
Ross: I love you,pop
Mark: I love you too Man,hang in there all right?
Ross: Woah!
Allen: Oh,well...Sorry about that.Still getting used to having people in the house
Ross: Yeah,Yeah,I'll come back later.
Stormie: Delly,don't play on your phone at the table.
Rydel: I'm not playing,I'm Swiping
Stormie: Swiping?
Rydel: Yes
Stormie: Get that app off your phone,Young Lady.Put it on my phone,through
Rydel: Dude?,you're wearing that on the first day of school? This isn't Huntington Beach
Ross: I don't know why i couldn't bring my car.My Dad said he'd pay to have it shipped.
Stormie: Well,I love the money is no subject for your father cause he doesn't make any.Your dad need to relax had gotten in the way of him finding any kind of work,I get it,you guys are mad at me.By Just bear with me,just trust me.I have a Plan,This is better for all of us,all right?
Rydel: Hey,bro! You need to drop the teen angst act.Mom and Dad are Over.This is new Normal Accept it.
Ross: Look,They're only separated. They're not getting a Divorce.
Rydel: She Moved 3,000 Miles away from him. To me,that screams Divorce,but then again,I'm a realist.
(Ross: No surf,No Dad,No car..senior year in Connecticut)
Ross: 23? Room 23? Does anybody know where 23 is? Hey,Sorry,my bad.Hey do you guys know where 23 is?
Riker: Cool Stake board
Ryland: 23?
Ross: Yeah
Riker: Isn't the East wing,guys?
