[1] DRUNKEN MARRIAGE

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The awards night was a blast. The performances were great. BTS jimin and Blackpink Jennie had a collab covering their Sunmi sunbaes record breaking "gashina". Oh how great it would be if her and her bias can have a collab too. But Taehyung is just so out of reach. After the night ended with blackpink winning more than 5 awards and bts almost getting all awards and a daesang. A party was held after, of course, it's only exclusive to idols. Jimin invited Jennie and her members to their private lounge to celebrate thier first ever collab.

Rose is more than excited to finally meet her bias. Who unfortunately is already drunk and running around with his toothbrush in hand thinking it was a magic wand while shouting. Well, Hoseok was a lightweight drinker. With a pout, she sat down beside Jimin huffing. I shouldn't have came here. But took her thought back when he heard him say, "why does all of you look like my lovely Rosé?" She can feel her heart flatter and started to hyperventilate. Not minding Jimin's soft giggles as he watch her movements.

Jisoo.
Well, Jisoo just ate as many the chicken as she can. She was craving for it since this morning but was prohibited because she have to eat less for the night's event. But nothing can stop her now. Not even Jin's moans as he stuffed his face with chicken and anything that looks edible. They were hungry.

Lisa on the other hand was awkward. Who wouldn't when your unnies who were supposed to guide you in a party like this, were not being helpful as they don't know how to party themselves. They were prohibited to go to parties, thats why. But then, no one would know they're here because, its an exclusive party, for one. Second, they are in a private room.

Hours passed and all of them were wasted. Shouting, dancing, eating, and sleeping. Lisa was shocked at the scene unfolding right in front of her eyes. Who would have thought Jungkook, the supposed to be innocent maknae was lip-locking with her other bias. Yoongi.
The cute lil' bunny kissing the jjang jjang man bbong bbong. I ship it. She thought.

Jennie, dancing or more like grinding with the dance monster who looked like he got his arm dislocated, on their little stage.
Jisoo, who kept on burping as she massage her already full stomach.
Rose, playing as a frog as hoseok chanted "abracadabra with the help of my shimmering wand, turn into a frog!" ... "kokak"
And Taehyung, with his tuxedo gone. He is not naked tho. But his suit was replaced with a white wedding dress he found somewhere.

Lisa facepalmed as she grabbed a glass of water. Or so she thought. Niether did she know that it was a not exactly water nor it was too strong for her who never drinks.

"OKAY JUNGCOCK! TRUTH OR DARE?" They are sitting crossed legs incircling an empty bottle, few minutes after they all got drunk.

"TRUTH TRUTH" the bunny now jumping in his seat.

Jimin pretends to think and clapped as if he got a very bright idea.
"I truth you to uhm remove your shoes and throw it outside the window!"

"Yah! Thats too cruel!" He protested not realizing that it was a dare. But did it anyways. The game continued with jungkook only his ironman socks covering his feet, Jin and Jisoo lipstick smudge on their faces (u know why),  jennie still looking like a diva if you ignore the eggshells and yolk sticking on her hair, rose turning into a snake, with the help of hoseok's wand and is now hugging the knocked-out fairy-wanna-be. Yoongi with only his boxers on and Lisa already wearing the abandoned tuxedo. The never ending spinning of the bottle stopped pointing at taehyung.

"OKAY! TAETAE, I DARE YOU TOOOOOO... AH! MARRY LISA!" Jimin shouted as he remembers his friend being all over lisa as they released their first album and preaching how his bias is so perfect and how she is burning him with her raps. Whipped.

"YAH CHIMCHIM!"

"OKAY~~~ OKAY~~~ LETS GET MARRIED~~" lisa wobbles as she tried to stand straight and walked to taehyung grabbing his hand to stand up, with their members cheering on them.

Then the door burst open revealing a man in suit with his book. "Someone named baby G called me that im going to wed a dying man and his girlfriend?"

"Wow, that was fast attorney!" Jimin might have called the lawyer that time he invited jennie and her gang. It might havw been his plan all along. He might also be the culprit of Lisa getting drunk or buying half million worth rings. The suspect for bringing the wedding dress and hiding it in one of the drawers. Too bad taehyung found it and wore it instead. You see Jimin really wanted to end his suffering always listening to taehyung preach about how he wanted to talk to his bias and hold her hands, Lisa.

Lisa giggled because her mind is saying he is a boy with her tuxedo on. Thinking how her fans should start calling her oppa. Well it not really hers.

"Uhm, Im afraid that I cat let you get married in your current state" the lawyer eyed the two. Taehyung and lisa.

"Why~~~~" taehyung whined as he hugged his groom, Lisa.

"Because you are intoxicated, we will just proceed next time"

"NO! thersh no next time, pleeeeeeeash"

The awaken hoseok is now crying as he heard his dongsaeng's shaky voice. The other members pleaded too, even tho they dont know why or what they are pleading for. The tired lawyer just did what he went there for.

"You may now say your vows"
Vows? Vows? What is saying? They thought and just bowed at each other. The lawyer facepalmed for the nth time explaining that they should say something or making a promise for their marraige. both oohed at the new information.

"Okay, uhm...i *hick*.. i like your eyes" lisa started
"Really?" Taehyung was shocked. Oh my God. She like my eyes.
"Okay!  Okay, my turn... i love my eyes too!"

They all rolled they eyes at his statement. "Okay whatever, you may now kiss the bride"

"YEY!" Lisa pounced at Taehyung clumsily kissing him with his viel still on.

The lawyer is just too tired to argue with them. Theyre old enough to know what they're doing. Or maybe, he is just a secret shipper. He smirked as he read the copy of their marraige contract. My ship is real, beach.

 My ship is real, beach

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