( I dedicate this chap to my eomma lisasoveautiful , you should check out her drabbles if you still haven't. Your taelice life isn't complete without reading them. We came up with this very funny idea about measuring Ds. Were not byuntaes 😂. Promise)
🚫🚫🚫 Warning : too much D and vulgar language. Don't read if your uncomfortable with the characters mentioning some rated parts of the body. 😛 🚫🚫🚫
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It was just another day for Lisa. Its still the second week of school and shes already tired of attending it. Well who isn't? Even if she is the top of the class, she still dont like school. Not because of the bullies, because the bullies are afraid of her for being a blackbelter. Well that was one of the reasons why her life is boring.
It even made her more frustrated that their science teacher was blabbering about sex education and talking about cells. What is a gamete? What is the testes? What do they look like? Lisa is a visual learner so she need to see what they are and what they look like.
She wrote whatever unfamiliar words she can catch from her professor as she adjusted her eyeglasses, until the class was disturbed by the not-so-silent screams as only guy she found attractive in school, appeared. She might have a VERY little crush on him bu she is good at controlling herself. Taehyung from class 1B, the school's beauty king. He is the second top of their batch next to Lisa. He is good at every subjects except for English.
"Uhm Mr. Jung, Mr. Kim is looking for you He is in the photo-copying room, he said he needs you their asap. I guess the machine got stuck again" "Oh okay tae. Class, u you are dismissed for now but don't get too noisy as the class from other rooms are still going on. Also dont forget your projects, deadline is next week" Mr. Jung hurriedly said before rushing of the room as everyone groaned.
It might have been her imagination but he caught taehyung staring at her before walking out of the class. Maybe she needs new glasses.
"Mr. Jung kept on mentioning d*cks but all I can imagine is my boyfriends D" she heard her seatmate slash friend Jennie talk to her and their circle of friends.
"Beach, me too. My boyfriend's size is like that of a chili pepper, just the way I like it" Rose bluntly said while twirling some strands of her hair with finger.
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"Pffft. Both of you shut up. You know our Lisa here might get traumatized" Jisoo said caressing Lisa's head like a mother.
Both girls huffed "like you were not talking about how wild Jin was yesterday at lunch... i bet he is not even that great like what you told us" Rose said with arms crossed.
"Well at least his a lot bigger than Jimin"
"Oh my God, are we really talking about this in class?" Lisa groaned. Feeling sorry for her unnies' boyfriends who are now as red as tomato sitting silently from embarrassment, at the back. But one thing is running in her mind.
