[2-2] HOW BIG IS NORMAL?

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Taehyung groaned rolling over the bed and landing with an 'oof' unto the floor. He just had the wierdest dream his entire life. How funny it would be if Lisa, the cute lil nerd asked him to show her his blah-blah. And how the hell did he fell off from a queen sized bed? With eyes still closed, he got up diving back to his bed, only his body was met by a sofa.

His eyes went wide as he realized he is not in the safety of his own room, and house.

"Ah! You're awake !  I made you hot chocolate, or do you prefer strawberry juice?" Lisa asked as she came out from what I think is their kitchen. Wait, what happened? Was that just a dream, or she really did ask me about my blah-blah?

"Chocolate is fine. Thanks Lisa" I thanked her sitting and took a sip of the hot chocolate. Hmm, not bad.
"What happened? Why am I here?" I asked before taking another sip. Its good. I can feel the hot water flew through my esophagus down to my stomach. So refreshing. Imagine if I wake to this everytime I wake up. Heaven.

"Well, you fainted. And the school is already closing and don't know where you're staying soooo, I brought you here. So, do you agree on letting me see you D in return for teaching you English?" Taehyung suddenly chocked on his chocolate coughing some out. Oh my God. He wasn't dreaming afterall. Or is this another dream?

"Oh my gosh, you alright?" Lisa sat beside him caressing his back in attempt to give him comfort as he blew sets of coughs.

"What the f(lower) are you talking about? I won't let you see my blah-blah" taehyung interjected in his most censored way. Cute, lisa thought as she fake-coughed trying to hide her giggles.

"Okay then, no English tutorials for you. See that door? You can exit there anytime you want. Please lock it when you leave." Lisa said pointing at the main door before standing up and dusted her bum. Before she can take a step she felt a hand gripped her arm wait a low mumble "wait"

Taehyung inhaled sharply before releasing a very deep sigh. "O-okay, I'll do it. Just... no touching."

He earned a yelp from Lisa from too much excitement. She's close to her research goal.
"Great! NOW STRIP!"

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"You could've just showed it to me yesterday at our place. Its so dim in here. I wont be able to see you blah-blah clearly" Lisa pouted while stomping he way to his study table's.

"I can't let your parents see me too" taehyung answered as he closed the door of his locking it for safety purposes.

"Wow! You have a pool!" Lisa shrieked as she saw the pool from his window. You can jump from his window and dive straight into it.

Taehyung chuckled and placed his bag on his bed.

"Okay! Lets start!" He excitedly said jumping on her place with a ruler and phone in her. For documentation purposes, as per Lisa.

Taehyung just rolled his eyes untying his necktie. Well that was hot. "Close the window first" he said and Lisa complied.

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"Wow, it looks like a baby elephant" she said as she scanned his blah-blah while jotting down notes. She poked it using her pen to see if there will be reactions.

"Yah! I told you, no touching!"

"I didn't touch it. My pen did!" The red faced taehyung just looked away contemplating about his decisions in life, as Lisa tried to measure the baby elephant with her ruler.

"Tae~ can I touch it at least once? I can't properly measure it" she asked with a sweet voice vut was answered with a sharp no from the elephant's owner.

"You're no fun" she complained. Taehyung kept looking anywhere but downwards with his heart almosy breaking his ribcage. Its just too embarasing for him and very awkward. Doesn't she feel embarrassed at all?

"Woah, I think its growing, look!"

"Its because it cold. Lisa, 5 minutes left." He tried to distract her while looking away until he heard a shutter sound. Wait, did she just..

.. took a picture of it?

Hurriedly, taehyung snatched her phone throwing it out of the window. Few seconds later, a loud 'plok' was hear. Oh no, her phone just dived into their swimming pool.

"Nooooooo! My picture!" Lisa cried with her hands making a grabby hands to her phone which is now happily swimming,  or shall we say drowning miserably.

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"I said I'm sorry already. It was just a reflex. We never talked about taking pictures. That's a total no-no." He tried to console the now sniffing Lisa who is silently eating his strawberry cake.

"Well you just said 'no touching'... not, 'no pictures'" she said before taking a bite of another piece of cake.

"Now I have the right to get to see baby elephant again"

"Nope, you said just once. Just once" he repeated, in case she forgot. "Now lets start our lesson" he said as he sat beside her and wiped the icing that was sticking on the side of her lips and licked it.

With a grunt, Lisa started their lesson. Everything they did was like a cycle. Lisa eating and explaining whatever word and grammar he didn't understand while taehyung wipe her face using his thumb before licking it. He just love strawberry cake so much.

"Where do you live?" Lisa asked in full English.
"I dont care" taehyung answered with her deep voice and korean accent. Lisa wanted to laugh but feels sorry. He is trying so hard.

"Lets try another one. How old are you?"
"Im 19 years olds" he got it right, less the s.

"Great! You're improving!" She remarked as she feed him a spoon of strawberry cake.

Their rule is, once he get anything correct. He gets to eat his cake. Taehyung is happily munching his cake while Lisa explained whatever these foreign words mean while they got disturbed by taehyung's ringtone.

'EY! YOW! WAZZUP WAZZUP!
EY! YOW! WAZZUP WAZZUP!
EY! YOW! WAZZUP WAZZUP!'

It's Lisa's recorded voice from one of their youtube videos. Yes she and her friends makes vlogs on youtube for fun. Well that was interesting, didn't know he was a fan.

Taehyung blushed as he stood up reading the message from his father.

Dear beloved son,
Please prepare to see the prospective love of your life. Tomorrow 8pm at blackbangtan hotel. See you there!
Xoxo,
Handsome dad

 See you there!Xoxo,Handsome dad

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