kuso (SHIT) the shittiest intro ever made

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Denise: ohiogozaimasu

Hayabusa: it's fucking afternoon

Denise: gomen

Alucard: can you stop it?

Denise: man

Chou: so what are we doing here?

Zilong: what are YOU doing here?

Denise: OOOOHHHHHHHHH GET REKT

Argus: sup, foolish mortals

Denise: sup, foolish idiot

Then suddenly everyone rushed in

Layla: did we miss something?

Miya:yaa.....* sees Alucard * Layla, let's go training

Layla: but we just got here ;-;

Miya: want to find Pikachu? (Layla LOVES Pikachu)

Layla: yes

Miya: let's go

Denise: well.. They're having a great time

Alucard: at least not with Clint

Clint: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!!????

Alucard: and just because he's annoying

Clint: WANNA GO??!!!??

Moskov: And loud

Clint: YOU TOO??!??

Estes: hello my friend

Clint: E--

Moskov: OHOHOE you ain't gonna get him over there! *chases Clint with his spear*

Clint: SHIT *runs as fast as he can*

Estes: *just walks away like he gives no shit*

Denise: *gets camera* I wanna see this on action

Harley: did you just used magic to get that camera?

Denise: yep! BYE

everyone else: bye?

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This chapter is so short...Shit
Well currently here in the Philippines.. It's night of course i have to sleep and also i got nothing else in mind right now

One last thing .....

LEAVE.A.DARE IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT

I-- this first chapter is cringy af so please read the next chapters to understand!

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