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When you slip into your mother tongue (Boyfriend) (I'm writing this in German but put it into your mother tongue)

Mark:

Baby: Hey y/n

You: Hey!

Baby: Guess what!

You: What?

Baby: I got you tickets to see Dumbfoundead (I'm sorry but im obsessed with dumbfoundead)

You: Really?!

Baby: Yep!

You: Oh mein Gott, Ich bin so aufgeregt. Ich liebe dich über alles! ( oh my God, I'm so excited. I love you so much)

Baby: What?

You: What?

Baby: What the fuck did you just say?

You: Oops sorry baby 😂

You: When I'm excited I slip into German accidentally (I actually do this and I have no idea why)

Baby: Well at least your excited 😂

You: I love you, baby ❤️

Baby: I love you too princess ❤️

Youngjae:

Sunshine: I miss you!

You: I miss you too

Sunshine: I hate touring because I can't be with you

You: But you get to see your fans

Sunshine: That's true

Sunshine: Are you visiting your family?

You: Yeah. It's fun but I miss Korea

Sunshine: You'll be back soon

You: I guess. Two weeks feels like forever though

You: Coco won't stop barking at my family. He's confused 😂

You: *Video of Coco barking*

You: Er ist bezaubernd ( He is adorable)

Sunshine: I'd be confused as well 😂

You: German is just like English but a little more complex

You: It's easy to understand I swear

Sunshine: I believe you 😂

Sunshine: You should teach me German!

You: Maybe one day

Jackson:

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

You: Jackson Wang Ich schwöre bei Gott, wenn du nicht den Mund hältst, werde ich zu deinem Haus kommen und dich und irgendwelche Zeugen ermorden. Verstehst du mich? Ich versuche mich auf meine Lektion zu konzentrieren, damit ich gute Noten bekommen kann und nicht wie du gelandet bist! Wenn Sie mein Telefon von mir genommen bekommen, werde ich heiße Soße auf alle Ihre Nahrung setzen! Also rate ich dir, den Mund zu halten. ( Jackson Wang I swear to God, if you do not shut up, I will come to your house and murder you and any witnesses. Do you understand me? I'm trying to focus on my lesson so that I can get good grades and not turn out like you! If you get my phone taken from me, I'll put hot sauce on all your food! So I advise you to shut up.)

Wang puppy: What?

Wangpuppy: Whatever

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

Wangpuppy: Y/N

You: Jackson Wang Ich werde deine Seele dem dunkeln Herrn der Unterwelt verkaufen (I will sell your soul to the dark lord of the underworld)

Wangpuppy: What does that mean?

You: Er... It means I love you

Wangpuppy: Oh well in that case

Wangpuppy: Ich werde deine Seele dem dunkeln Hernn der Unterwelt verkaufen

Wangpuppy: too

Jinyoung:

Prince: Do you have your charger?

You: Yes why?

Prince: I left mine at home and my phone is on 10%

Prince: Can you please bring it to me?

You: Jinyoung, I'm at school

Prince: Please sign yourself out or something

Prince: You'll only miss one lesson

You: Normally you're telling me to stay in school because my education is more important than anything else

Prince: Well today I'm telling you that my phone is more important than education

You: Ich bin so verdammt fertig mit der (I'm so done with you)

Prince: Huh?

You: I'll be there in 10

Bambam:

Dabdab: Baby

You: Yes

Dabdab: Can you please come and get me

Dabdab: I left my umbrella at home and I walked this morning cause it was nice

Dabdab: It's pouring with rain and I don't want to ruin my makeup

You: I know it's raining cause I'm walking in it

You: Ich schwöre, er vergisst alles. Er sollte alles auf seine verdammte Stirn schreiben, damn würde er nie etwas vergessen. Er verbringt die meiste Zeit damit, in den Spiegel zu starren. (I swear, he forgets everything. He should write everything on his damn forehead, then he will never forget anything. He spends most of his time staring into the mirror.)

Dabdab: I don't speak french

You: You're a fucking idiot

You: I'll be there in 20 minutes. You better be waiting

Yugyeom:

Maknae: Jagiiiiiiii

Maknae: I need your help

You: With?

Maknae: I was looking at a picture of you and well...

You: Warum ist der Junge so verdammt geil die ganze Zeit wie Jesus Christus geben mir eine Pause (Why is the boy so damn horny all the time as Jesus Christ give me a break)

Maknae: Huh?

You: Give me 2 minutes and I'll call you

Maknae: Thank you jagi

Jaebum:

Jaebummie: I have a question

You: Shoot

Jaebummie: Where can I buy more lightbulbs

You: I replaced it last week

Jaebummie: Well something happened to it

You: What?

Jaebummie: I broke it...

You: Wie zum Teufel brichst du eine Glühbirne? (How the hell do you break a lightbulb?)

You: I'll get some on my way home

Jaebummie: I love you

You: Yeah

You: I love you too

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