Your best friend when you accidentally text them in another language
BamBam:
You: Tôi là như vậy Thiên Chúa damn bệnh của anh ta! Ông tôi điên rất nhiều với mà nhếch mép nhỏ trên khuôn mặt Ngốc nghếch của mình sau khi ông nói rằng một cái gì đó để kích hoạt tôi (I'm so done with him. One day I will slap that stupid smirk off his face)
dabdab: Yeah I totally agree
dabdab: We definitely need a day to celebrate cats
You: What?
dabdab: I didn't understand your text so I guessed what you were saying
You: Why would you think I was talking about cats??
You: I hate cats
dabdab: We can no longer be friends
Jackson:
You: Jeg vil dræbe hvem såre min baby Jisung! (I will kill whoever hurt my baby jisung)
You: Hvordan kunne de skide gøre det dhfsydvy ( How could they do that)
You: Jeg er så skide vred (I'm so angry)
Chickenwang: SHES POSSESSED!
Chickenwang: SOMEONE CALL A PRIEST
Chickenwang: WE NEED TO EXERCISE HER
You: Ew exercise
You: I didn't mean to type in Danish
You: It just kind of happened
Chickenwang: Never do that again! Or I will call a Priest
Chickenwang: Or take you to a gym
You: Hvorfor er jeg venner med dig? (Why am I friends with you?)
Chickenwang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jaebum:
You: Kann ich mich aus einem Fenster werfen? (Can I throw myself out of a window?)
Def: I think the answer is yes?
Def: But I don't speak gibberish so...
You: I'm so tired and I've got like 3 more hours before school ends
You: I want to throw myself out of the window
Def: You can act right
You: Yeah
Def: I'll be there in 10 minutes
Def: I'll tell them it's a family emergency
Def: Act like something really sad has been happening lately
You: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Def: But you have to convince Jackson to buy the non organic brands
Def: The organic ones are too expensive
Jinyoung:
You: A allaf saethu Yugyeom?
Motheryoung: Yes
Motheryoung: I don't know what you said but it had the word Yugyeom in it
You: Oops
You: It says can I shoot Yugyeom?
Motheryoung: YES
Motheryoung: WAIT FOR ME
Motheryoung: ILL BRING THE SHOVEL
Mark:
You: Вы знаете, когда хотите умереть, но это похоже на постоянную вещь, и вы не готовы к преданности, поэтому вместо этого вы решаете спать. Вид как смерть с выгодами
Mork: I don't know what that says but it looks cool so same
You: You know when you want to die but that's like a permanent thing and you're not ready for commitment, so you just sleep instead.
Mork: That is my mood all day everyday
Mork: Wanna go get coffee?
You: Yeah why not
You: You want an Americano?
Mork: No I want iced tea
Youngjae:
You: Nais mong kunin ang Coco para sa isang lakad ?? Ang aking aso ay kailangang lumabas tulad ngayon bago siya pumutol ng isang bagay (Do You want to take Coco for a walk? My dog needs to get out before he breaks something)
Engrish: Sure??
You: Sorry
You: I was asking if you want to take Coco for a walk
Engrish: YEAH
Engrish: AND LETS GET ICE-CREAM
You: Jae, it's like 5 degrees outside
Engrish: ILL PAY
You: Let's get ice-cream then
Engrish: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugyeom:
Yuggie-oh: Are you sure you aren't angry?
You: 好吧，足球比赛是胡说八道！这对于桑尼来说是一个明显的惩罚，但显然裁判“并没有在正确的地方看清楚”胡说八道。愚蠢的比赛！(Ok, the football game is nonsense! This is an obvious penalty for Sonny, but apparently the referee "has not seen clearly and wasn't in the right place" nonsense. Stupid game!)
Yuggie-oh: I don't know what that says but I'm guessing it's a yes
You: Stupid man needs to learn how to do his stupid job
You: I bet he went home and bragged about it to his friends as well
You: "look at me I'm a stupid referee and I hang out with all the top sports teams and I'm mates with them all. I go to every match but still can't figure out how to give a penalty"
Yuggie-oh: Calm down
Yuggie-oh: It's just a game
You: ...
Yuggie-oh: Shit
You: KIM YUGYEOM
You: YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN
This chapter took so long to write cause I lost motivation half way through.
Also I haven't practiced Danish, Vietnamese, Mandarin and German for a long time so there's probably quite a few mistakes. For the others I used Google translate so they are probably wrong
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