Commentator: Welcome everybody to PWE! Tonight, we our going to hear from our United States Champion, Satu.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the United States Champion, Satu!
Commentator: We haven't seen Satu since Money In The Bank when two pups helped him retain the United States Championship against Duke.
Satu: *grabs microphone* Did you miss me?
*crowd boos*
Satu: Is it always going to be the same every time? I walk to this ring, you people keep booing because you know I'm better than you and this entire country.
*crowd boos*
Satu: America is nothing but a dump, everything about America is trash! The food, the people, the culture, everything is garbage! But that's not why I'm out here, why I'm out here is to tell everyone that I am not alone. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my new comrades, Samir and Sunil!
Commentator: Those are the two pups that helped Satu retain the United States Championship at Money In The Bank!
*crowd boos*
Satu: Shut up! Don't disrespect them!
Sunil: No, Satu. It's okay, we don't care what these people think anyway. We knew that we needed someone to show us how to be businessmen, we needed a comrade, so we chose..you Satu.
Samir: That's right, we arrived at Money In The Bank to make sure that you stayed the United States Champion and it's going to be that way for a very long time.
Commentator: Wait a minute, here's Rubble. We haven't seen him because he sprained his left ankle and was out for a while.
Rubble: Satu, Who the hell are these two?! I thought we had each other's backs.
Satu: We did until you abandoned me Rubble!
Rubble: That wasn't my fault, injures happen.
Sunil: Well get used to it bulldog! We are Satu's new comrades and you are just a nobody!
Rubble: A nobody huh?! How about I prove you wrong with that! *drops microphone*
Commentator: OH! Rubble with a double clothesline to Samir and Sunil! Now he and Satu stare each other down.
Satu: Who the hell do you think you are?! You are nothing!
Commentator: And Satu went for a cheap shot but Rubble caught him with the Broken Dreams! Now Samir and Sunil from behind but that didn't effect Rubble at all. The Broken Dreams to Samir! And one for Sunil!
Rubble: That's what I'm talking about!
*crowd cheers*
Rubble: *holds up the United States Championship*
Commentator: I think it's very clear what Rubble wants. Thanks for watching PWE! Goodnight everybody!
