Commentator: Welcome everybody to PWE! Tonight, we are going to hear from the five Cruiserweights that will take on the 5 Heavyweights at Survivor Series.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Cruiserweights that will be competing in the Survivor Series elimination match, James, Doctor Thug, Everest, Eleanor, and Uno!
Commentator: These five Cruiserweights are going to face off against five of the best Heavyweights and I cannot wait.
Everest: *grabs microphone* This is the roster that actually matters! And as much as I don't like anyone in this ring, except for my favorite cousin, Eleanor, we will be victorious at Survivor Series!
Eleanor: *grabs microphone* Because we are the more faster roster!
Everest: Correct!
Eleanor: We are the more smarter roster!
Everest: Correct!
Eleanor: And we are the roster with the most agility!
Everest: Correct!
Eleanor: And even though James almost ended Everest's career by slamming her back first on the top rail of a steel chair, she is still out here and she will make the Cruiserweights proud!
James: *grabs microphone* Are you two done?!
Everest: Not until you apologize for what you did!
James: Apoligize?! After all you have done to me, you want me to apologize?! You have hit me with any low blow you could possibly hit, your cousin right there cost me the Cruiserweight Championship and to make it worse, you two threw me through a spotlight! So hell no I'm not gonna apologize!
Doctor Thug: Yo yo yo, chill chill chill! Look, I get why you wouldn't apologize to her, I mean she does take a lot of cheap shots. But at Survivor Series, this prettiest girl at the prom crap has to stop! Because if this keeps going on, then the Cruiserweights will lose at Survivor Series and we will all feel ashamed of ourselves.
Uno: I agree with Doctor Thug guys, we must be on the same page at Survivor Series.
James: You know what, you're right. We do have to be on the same page at Survivor Series. But this isn't Survivor Series! *drops microphone*
Commentator: OH! James with a superkick to Everest! And now Eleanor went for a clothesline but James drops her with the Ripcord Knee!
James: *picks up microphone* That felt good! I'll see you four at Survivor Series. *drops microphone*
Commentator: Will these five Cruiserweights get along at Survivor Series? If they want to win, they better. Thanks for watching PWE! Goodnight everybody!
