S9 E13: Everest's Message For SummerSlam (Cruiserweight)

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Commentator: Welcome everybody to PWE! Tonight, we out going to hear from the pup that will face James at SummerSlam for the Cruiserweight Championship.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Everest.
*crowd boos*

Everest: *grabs microphone* Shut up everyone, I have something important to say.
*crowd boos*
Everest: Boo me all you want, when have I ever cared?! I never cared what anyone thought of me! And guess what? At SummerSlam, you're going to have to get used to seeing me every time because after my match at SummerSlam, James is going to be unconscious and I will be the new Cruiserweight Champion!

James: *grabs microphone* Everest, I agree with all of that, except for the last part. You see, in order to be a champion, you actually have to fight like one, not cheap shot and low blow them all the time!
Everest: Whatever you say. You have your way of fighting and I have mine. Now, as I was saying after I was so rudely interrupted-
James: Shut up! Everest, what you just said made everyone in this arena lose respect for you. I see potential in you, you just have to show it by actually fighting, not by being a coward.
Everest: What the hell did you just call me?!
James: You heard me!
Everest: Alright, I'll prove to you that I can beat you, so from this day forward, our match for the Cruiserweight Championship will now be the first ever lumberjack match! Now please leave the arena, I'll see you at SummerSlam, get the hell out of my way! *drops microphone*
James: Everest, we may have a match at SummerSlam, but I'm not leaving. And I'm sure as hell not waiting for SummerSlam to get my payback on you! *drops microphone*
Commentator: Uh oh, here comes James! Everest went for a punch but James counters into a knee to the stomach and now a few kicks and some punches and he went for the Ripcord Knee but oh come on! Everest hits another low blow on James!
Everest: I'll see you at SummerSlam!
Commentator: OH! James with a low blow of his own to Everest! Now she knows how it feels. Now James exits the ring but he's still in pain and so is Everest. I cannot wait for SummerSlam, it's gonna be awesome! Thanks for watching PWE! Goodnight everybody!

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