Many scholars believe that Hukan was the first Prophet of Shonkweilianism, the main religion on Shonkweiler. Hukan lived in 900 BCE Kurukshetra, which is part of modern day India. During that time, there was plenty of war and turmoil, such as the Kurukshetra War. Many people turned to religion to help solve their grievances. Many people like Hukan were meditating to find answers. She meditated for days and days, until she had a revelation. She met all of the goddesses, including Mumwa, and they gave her the answer. The answer was being fat. She eventually created a religion that would become Shonkweilianism.
She and her followers ate lots of food, and meditated by being extremely lazy. They also practiced a set of martial arts, known as Famussen, which is a style of fighting that heavily relied on their fat bodies. It's very useful for self-defense. It predates Sumo by a lots of years. Their bodies were full of subcutaneous fat, which them both fat and active. The Shonkweilians became known as the fattest women in Kurukshtra, and this upset a lot of people. This ultimately lead to the banishment of Shonkweilians from Kuruksheta.
Hukan and her female followers had to leave by boat. Eventually, they landed on an island in Micronesia, which is now Known as Shonkweiler. For years, the Shonkweilians have lived here in peace.
In Shonkweiler, you might see many statues of Hukan's torso (as pictured above). Many Shonkweilians believe that these statues have magical properties. If you kiss her breasts, you will have a successful pregnancy, as well as the ability to give your child high-fattening milk.(Studies have show that Shonkweilians actually produce breast milk that is more fattening than other women. Some Shonkweilians have trouble producing breast milk that is fattening enough, and this is reffered to as a genetic disorder, known as Famfey). If you kiss the statue's stomach, you either go up or go down a weight class. If you kiss the fupa, you are granted good luck. If you kiss her thighs, rain will be plentiful, and crops will grow good.
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The Fat Women of Shonkweiler
FantasyThere is an island full of magical fat women on this Earth. The island is called Shonkweiler, and is hidden from most people. The tales here will discuss their lives and their religion.
