The Fat Women of Shonkweiler

Brev, The Goddess of Fertility

Shonkweiler had lots and lots of women, but very few men. This was a problem. Ever since Hakan & Jossen discovered the island in 910 BCE, and became the monarchs in 911 BCE, they failed to bring men to the island. Without sperm, there wouldn't be many Shonkweilian offspring. There wouldn't be heir to Hakan and Jossen's throne. But that's where Brev came in.

Shonkweilians believe that Brev is the daughter of Mumwa. Brev, like all the other goddesses, were birthed out of Mumwa, before Mumwa started birthing universes. However, unlike Mumwa, Bakeer, or Tarshpa, Brev is not galaxy sized. In fact, she is only 5 foot 3 inches tall, which is shorter than the average female human. Brev is the goddess of fertility, and she is the reason why Shonkweilian women are able to get pregnant with each other. She made this possible by having the Shonkweilians preform a Pregnancy Ritual. Hakan and Jossen were the first to try it. I'll tell you how the Pregnancy Ritual goes, using Hakan and Jossen as a demonstration.

It starts with Jossen eating out Hakan's pussy until she squirts. Then, Jossen will take Hakan's squirt and put it in her pussy. This is to ensure that the child will have both mother's DNA. Then, Jossen will eat two Fazifoos. In case you don't know what a Fazifoo is, it's basically a pink pineapple in the shape of a pear. After she is done eating the Fazifoos, Hakan will take Jossen to a dark room, and light a circle of wax candles. Jossen lays down in the center of the wax candles. Then, she pats her stomach repeatedly. Left hand, then the right hand. Left hand, then the right hand. Left hand, then the right hand. She does this while chanting a phrase:

"Belly, belly, make me preggy

Belly, belly, make me preggy."

She chants this, while patting her stomach, for about five minutes. After those five minutes, the fire on the candles will go out. Then, all of a sudden, the fire returns immediately. This is to signal that Jossen is finally pregnant.

Hakan and Jossen would end having 3 children. Hakan would birth 2 children, while Jossen only birthed one child. Their first child. That same child would grow up to inherit the throne.

Thanks to Brev and her Pregnancy Ritual, Shonkweilian women can get pregnant with other women. She also assures the safety of women all over the world, during their pregnancy. She also makes the soil of the Earth is fecund enough to grow crops. Brev is also the goddess of Fazifoos.