The Fat Women of Shonkweiler

Jossen, The Undefeatable

Jossen is known for many things in Shonkweiler. She was the wife of Hakan. She was a prophet. She was one of the greatest Famussen fighters who ever lived. Back in that day, the only style of Famussen was Fesheva, which is very similar to Sumo wrestling in Japan. Compare that to today where there is at least 14 main types of Famussen in Shonkweiler.

Jossen and Hakan are the founding mothers of Fesheva. Jossen is probably still the greatest Fesheva style fighter to have ever lived. There are no records of her ever losing a match. She is the only Fesheva fighter in history who has never lost a single match. Hell, even Hakan had some losses, and she was damn good. Jossen was so good that she was able to defeat girls who were 100-200 lbs. heavier than her, with ease. Jossen had a case of unnatural strength. Some people believed that she was a demigod, but that's never been confirmed, not even in the Shonkweilian religious texts. Historians believed that she weighed about 187 kgs, which is 401 pounds for you Americans.

During the Great Fire of 915 BCE, a random fire started, burning a lot of Shonkweilian towns. A tower was crumbling, and about to fall on a poor crippled woman. Thankfully, Jossen was there, and she lifted up the tower. She put the tower back in it's place, and got the crippled woman out of the way.

When the people of Kurukshetra wanted to invade Shonkweiler for some reason, Jossen was able to defeat them with her army. Jossen taught her army discipline, with humble lessons from Fesheva and Shonkweilianism. She put them through a strict exercise routine, not to make them loose weight, but to strengthen their subcutaneous fat. Because of Jossen's strong command, the Shonkweilians won, and fought off the invaders. To this day, a Shonkweilian troop is referred to as a "Jossi," in honor of Jossen. While the entire Shonkweilian Army is reffered to as "Jossies."