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Lucy: but we were talking about how I don't know you, so tell me 5 things about urself

Unknown: My name is Harry, I'm 22 years old, I'm 6"0, my middle name is Edward, and I want to be your sugar daddy.

Lucy: prove it

Harry: Prove what?

Lucy: that ur not a 50 year old man with chlamydia

Harry: How do you want me to do that, love?

Lucy: send me a picture of yourself

Harry: Do I have to?

Lucy: yeah if u wanna prove ur not a pedophile then yes

Harry: *image attached*

Lucy: damn harry

Harry: I knew you'd like that. Tell me about you.

Lucy: what do you wanna know

Harry: I want to know everything there is to know about you. Tell me 10 things.

Lucy: okay wel 1, my name is Lucy Morgan Vasquez

Lucy: 2, I'm 18 years old

Lucy: 3, I have a boyfriend

Lucy: 4, just kidding

*message not sent*

Lucy: wait why doesn't it send

*message not sent*

Lucy: oh my god did you just block me??!

*message not sent*

Lucy: you piece of dogshit

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