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Unknown: Eager for me already, I like that.

Lucy: no I just wanna know what a sugar daddy is so tell me

Lucy: is it some kind of candy because I'm hungry af

Unknown: A sugar daddy isn't candy. It is someone who loves to spend time with you and does everything to fulfill your needs.

Lucy: so if I ask for candy, my sugar daddy will buy me some?

Unknown: One of many possibilities.

Lucy: so I kinda was right

Lucy: damn, someone be my sugar daddy please

Unknown: Like I said, twice, I could be your sugar daddy.

Lucy: nah not you

Unknown: Why not?

Lucy: I don't know u and u could be a 50 year old man with chlamydia

Unknown: So you do know what Chlamydia is but you didn't know what a sugar daddy was?

Lucy: sex ed teaches us "the dangers" of having sex, not the name of a human servicedog

Lucy: then again, sugar daddies and std's  don't even relate

Unknown: Trust me, they relate.

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