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I walked to work like always, since I only lived down the street. A wave of relief hit me as I entered the air conditioned office. I take a deep breath, and sigh. Today is going to be a great day I can feel it.
It's mostly a great day because there is no cell outs today.... I hate filming cell outs. Every time I get held against my will. At least we stop for food sometimes, I love food. Today I am wearing a basic ass bitch outfit, holding a Starbucks drink because I am the fucking definition of basic today.
I get to the elevator and a guy I've never seen before hops in and as I reach to press my number he reaches for the same one and our hands meet. He quickly pulls away. "S-sorry."
"Don't be honey, I don't bite." I turn to face him and DAYUM IS HE HOT SHIT. I offer him a smile, and he gladly returns it. The doors to the elevator shut and it takes a second until we start moving.
"So... are you new here? I haven't seen you before." I ask, slightly flirting, only slightly though.
"Y-yeah! I'm Damien Haas. I got a job to be a part of uh... smosh games?" He put out his hand to shake. I gently took his hand and shook it while saying, "nice to meet you Damien, I'm F/N L/N. And I'm so glad to hear you're going to be with me all day.." I wink. I'm not shy, never was. I'm probably the most confident person you could meet.
"That probably came out weird, I'm a part of smosh games, so you'll be working with me." I said, just Incase I weirded him out. He smiled, "that sounds great!"
"I would love to introduce you to everyone! May I?"
"Y-yeah! Go right ahead, thanks."
The elevator doors open and I take his hand in mine. I pull him along as I yell for the group.
"HONEYZ! I found FRESH MEAT! Handsome meat at that." I said the last part under my breath. Everyone comes running out of the office as I approach the door.
"Go sit yo asses down, you don't want to scare the baby." They all nodded and circled their chairs around. I dropped his hand and turned to him.
"Don't be nervous, they'll love ya. just wait here a sec, okay?" I winked, he smiled and nodded in response.
I entered the room and cleared my throat. "DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!" They started slapping their thighs.
"NOW! THE SMOSH OFFICE PROUDLY PRESENTS THE NEWEST MEMBER OF SMOSH. DAMIEN HAAS!!!!" He then jumped through the door as I held out my hands like the lady from the price is right to present him. Everyone cheered.
Once everything was quiet I said, "Damien honey, this is Mari, Wes, Flitz, Joven, Sokinky, and.... wait a sec LAZY CORN WHERE THE FUCK!?" I heard snoring and look over to see him sleeping in his chair with a not completely edited video.
I shook my head in disapproval. "And the one sleeping in his chair is lazy shit. Oops, I mean lasercorn." Everyone laughed including Damien, god damn his laugh.
That's when I fell in love. I didn't know it at first but, now I know, that's when I fell in love. When I first heard his laugh, or maybe it was when he touched my hand and my body went numb for a second.
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A/N
Words total: 595
Sorry for the short chapter and if you're nothing like this character, I had to make the personality unique.
Also I just realized how uneven the gender situation is, literally there are 4 girls in smosh games and smosh squad. 5 if you count the directors. (Sarah)
Anywhoo thanks for reading, it gets better I promise, also I SWEAR TO YOU ON EVERYTHING HOLY THIS WILL NOT BE A STUPID ASS FAN FIC WHERE SOMEONE COMMITS SUICIDE OR MURDER EVERY OTHER CHAPTER!!! OR HAS SEX LIKE EVERY CHAPTER, THIS IS GONNA BE SOME LOVEY DOVEY SHIT MMMKAY!?
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My Dark Knight (Damien Haas X Reader)
Fanfiction(THIS IS FOR MALE READERS IF YOU ARE A FEMALE READER..... well.... you better be into anal 😂😂) You've worked in smosh games since the beginning, one day when going to work you meet him in an elevator on his first day. That's when - HOLY SHIT -you...
